Melbourne’s Terrifying African Gangs Briefly Stop Perpetrating Crimes As AFL Heats Up
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A number of AFL clubs have finished the weekend's matches with a growing list of injuries, in what can only be described as...
OPINION: “My State Representative Rugby League Jersey Is Not Your Beer Can”
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As was revealed in April this year, Queensland fans will not be provided access to their XXXX beer at this year's State of...
Thai Massage Now At The Point Where Man Begins Worrying About Severe Spinal Injuries
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Thirty minutes into a one-off massage, local man Simon Flatley is now remembering why he doesn't do this that much.
After ordering a textbook...
Militant Non-Smoker Playfully Changes Tune Over A Couple Cold Ones
Militant non-smoker Nick Smith (28) seems to have relaxed his stance on casual durries as he and his mates get stuck into a couple...
‘Vivid Western Sydney’ Just A Glow Of Backed Up Brake Lights On The M4
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The NSW government has fulfilled another promise made to Western Sydney as the iconic Vivid festival extends beyond the Sydney CBD and into...
Insurance Company Spoil Another Good Song
Tragic news for music fans as insurance company NGIRMCA secures the rights to a song you love, promising to overplay the shit out of...
Pauline Hanson Says She’ll Never Forgive Muslims For Turning Four Senators Against Her
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Following the departure of the fourth of the three senators she had elected to the Federal Senate off the back of an anti-Muslim...
Report: She’s Not Fucken Warm, Dry
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A recent report by literally anyone going outside right now suggests that it's not fucken warm, in fact it's a bit fresh out...
Mosman-Based Young Liberal Who Held Down A Bar Job While At Bond University Says He’s Worried That Generations Of Houso Kids Are Being Raised With A Sense Of Entitlement
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A 23-year-old paralegal who had a bar job during his four years at University says if he can get an elite tertiary education...
Sydney Woman Desperately Trying To Convince Overseas Friend That Having Fun Is Overrated
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A local Sydney woman who is definitely, definitely not in denial, is reportedly trying to convince her friend visiting from New York that...
