“I Don’t Know Why Everyone Doesn’t Move Here!” Says Mate Who Took Last Job Available In Adelaide
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Despite all of the doom and gloom from Australian media, it can be confirmed that Melbourne was the most popular capital city to...
Maltreated Jetstar Customer Longs For The Days When He Got Treated Like A Dignified Pig On Tiger
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A pig/human hybrid has told The Advocate that his recent experiences with Jetstar have left him longing for the...
Queensland To Adopt Daylight Savings To Turn The Clocks Back An Hour
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In a surprising twist that has sent shockwaves through the Sunshine State, Queensland officials have announced their intention to...
Mortgage Broker Quietly Hoping New Clients Don’t Know They Can Ask For Trailing Commissions As Cash Back
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“This is the best deal you’re going to get, guys,” Mortgage Broker Matthew Sicily (34) told his new clients, Jessica and Bryan Hawk,...
“Apparently There Are A Few Football Matches On This Weekend” Laughs Local ‘Sportsball’ Intellectual
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A local corporate creative from Betoota's Old City District claims to have not even noticed that some of the biggest events on the...
Naarm Settler Hopes NDIS Royal Commission Can Explain Why ADHD Isn’t Treated The Same As Quadriplegia
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The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability will hand its final report and recommendations to the Australian...
“I Hate This Shithole City” Sighs Man Coming Into Sydney
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A local man in Sydney for business this week has told The Advocate that he's not jealous of the...
Coles Introduce Attack Dogs To Tackle Shoplifting Caused By Breaking Human Spirit With Automation
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Major supermarket chain Coles have this week announced that they will be rolling out attack dogs to tackle a spike in shoplifting that...
Dark Clouds Form Across Riverina As High Pressure System Of Diesel Soot And Bundy Fumes Collide For Deni Ute Muster
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In breaking news from the Bureau of Meteorology, experts are warning of a severe chance of fcking good times in Deniliquin...
Building Inspector Just Bursts Out Laughing Rocking Up To New Build Allegedly Completed To Lock Up Stage
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Somewhere on the furthest fringe of Betoota Heights lies a home that was completed just a few days ago,...
