Parliament House Plumber No Longer Required To Spend His Sunday Changing The Bubblers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The hardest working bloke in Parliament House, plumber Gerry Godrich (54) is enjoying a well-earned sleep-in this morning as he no longer has...
Opinion: Australia’s Resilient Property Market Proves That We Must Avoid The Mistake Of Making Housing Affordable
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactAs a seasoned and highly successful property investor, I know firsthand that logic occasionally tries to creep its way into the property market...
Drunken Daredevil Gives The 3AM Rubbery Pizza Slice From Dodgy Kebab Store Another Crack
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In a display of heart pumping, adrenaline-junkie behavior, local resident Eli Mercer (29) made a bold move by deciding to grab a slice...
Mining Sector Proves Donating To Liberals Is A Much Easier Way To Guarantee A Voice To Parliament
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Two days out from Australia's historic Indigenous Voice To Parliament Referendum and the entire nation is wondering if it really needed to be...
Local Midwife Has Baby Advice That Contradicts Everything The Other Midwife Said On Previous Shift
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A post-natal patient at Royal Betoota Base Hospital has told this masthead that she's received a lot of advice...
Small Town Woman Still A Sucker For A Naughty Boy Who Drives Proton Jumbuck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite moving on to bigger and better things in life, a local woman has told The Advocate that she's...
India Too Good For Australia Overnight At The Thinking Man’s Cricket World Cup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia were outclassed and outplayed in their first match of the thinking man's Cricket World Cup overnight, going down...
Family’s Referendum Discussion Doesn’t Really Benefit Anyone After Aunt Brings Up New World Order
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
5 days until the nation goes to the ballot box, and families around the country are discussing this Indigenous Voice thing.
The plan to...
Melbourne Man In Sydney Gets Lost Again Because Life Is Difficult When It’s Not Presented To You In A Perfectly Symmetrical Grid System
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn an ironic twist of fate, a self described 'cultured' man from Melbourne that considers himself a bit above the rest in Sydney...
No Voting Fourth Generation Farmer Says He’s Never Got Nothing From Nobody And Neither Did His Father, Or His Father’s Father, Or His Father’s Father’s Father
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A fourth-generation farmer from our town's fertile Channel Country grazing district to the south has spoken of how much...
