Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults
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Holiday season is here!
That's what residents of the Sunshine Coast town of Argybargy were saying today, after some spectacularly festive drama outside...
Dad Causes Irreparable Damage To Family Unit By Implying Underwhelming Surprise Is Taytay Tickets
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The Beatlemania of Taylor Swift continues in Australia this week, months before the American pop singer even arrives for her 'Eras' tour in...
Optus Offer Customers A Handful Of Really Valuable Magic Beans As Compensation For National Outage
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Embattled Australian telco provider Optus has gone above and beyond in their efforts to acknowledge the "patience and loyalty" of their customers after...
Queenslander Visiting Sydney Imagines What This City Would Look Like If It Had Some Real Pubs
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Fitzroy River man, Graeme Kidston (59) has spent the last week in Sydney giving his waterpoof tan-coloured Echho sneakers a work out.
As the...
“Yeah So, That’ll Be $14 670.58” Says Vet Just Having A Guess How Much Doggo Cost To Fix
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A French Quarter veterinarian pretty much made up the cost to fix a dog this morning after being put...
Millennial Parents Worry Optus Crash Could Result In Australian Kids Discovering How To Play
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One of Australia's largest telecommunications providers is experiencing a massive nationwide outage on mobile and broadband devices, with no timeline for when the...
‘This Is Such A Good Film’ Says Bloke Putting On 3 Hr Movie Where Men Just Shout At Each Other A Lot
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A poor Betoota Heights woman has this week come to the conclusion that a lot of movies beloved by blokes seem to include...
Nup-To-The-Cupper Wilfully Ignorant Of How Many Vegans Had To Die To Make Her Vegan Leather Couch
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A French Quarter hypocrite is today putting the finishing touches on a series of draft posts aimed at drawing...
Rugby Australia Board To Be Dissolved And Replaced By Hunter Valley Club Footy Stalwart, Trish
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Rugby coach Eddie Jones’ controversial return to the Wallabies is officially over - as Rugby Australia confirms his resignation.
It is believed Jones is...
All Blacks Fans Show Humility In Defeat By Declaring That Rugby Union Is Dead At International Level
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Rugby fans from across the ditch have today reminded the world about their class and dignity, after a tough loss yesterday morning in...
