8 Giant Corporations That Are Doing A Bit Better At Saving Money Than You Stupid Peasants
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Doing it tough at the moment? Struggling with the bills? Having your heart sink when the cashier reads out your total when you...
Cousin Who Just Finished 1st Year At Regional Uni Returns For Christmas With Supreme Piss Fitness
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As families begin gathering for early Christmas celebrations, the cousins who were not 18 last year are on show this time around.
This was...
Degradation Of Western Civilisation Directly Correlated To Lack Of New Talking Dog; Talking Baby Movies
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A recent study has concluded that the steady degradation seen in Western civilisation since the fall the September 11...
People Movers And Hiluxes In 3pm Gridlock As School Pick Up Delays Tradies Rushing Home For A Bong
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The streets of Betoota are currently at war, as is the case in every family suburb across Australia at 3pm every day.
It's a...
Frustrated Tradie Complains About Having To Eat Most Spectacular Sandwich In The History Of Smoko
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Local bricklayer, Ernie Trevino (42) has today reluctantly turned down all of the vast high salt and high sugar options available to him...
Debates Rage Within Female Social Circle Over Whether Newly Engaged Mate’s Rock Is Lab Grown
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A group of friends are today discussing one of the biggest issues in town.
Friends and acquaintances of Bethany Wilson are currently trying...
M1 Motorist Realises He’s Now In Queensland After Servo Baristas Give Him Shit About His Haircut
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A once-in-a-lifetime surfing road trip has been met with a dampener today, as one naive southerner quickly learns that not every coastal community...
Which Bank Can Make A Quarterly Profit Of $2.5 Billion During An Economic Crisis? CommBank Can
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As another day dawns, another major bank has revealed a bumper profit.
The Commonwealth Bank, the most powerful member of the banking cartel...
Minister Allegedly Trying To Reform Gambling Industry Says It’s Normal To Be Wined And Dined Repeatedly By Gambling Industry
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Local Communications Minister Michelle Rowland has come under fire this week for repeatedly being unable to resist the urge...
Polite Italian Backpacker Hospitalised After Discovering What Australia Does To Pizzas
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A young man from the North of Italy is today in the Intensive Care Unit at Betoota Base Hospital.
Marco Giovanni (27) was...
