Mum Who Thinks Son’s Chirpy Mood Is Due To A Love Interest Has No Idea He Just Cracked 100kg
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Love is in the air in Betoota Grove this morning. According to a local mum, that is.
And it really shows!
Shan Buckley (61) hasn't...
“Australians Are Doing Fine” Says Highly Paid RBA Governor On Ritzy Speaking Tour Of Hong Kong
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The Reserve Bank Of Australia has today provided it's weekly update on how out of touch it is with ordinary Australians.
Governor Michele...
Solo Roll Out New Pop Up Question To Guarantee No One Under The Age Of 18 Consumes Hard Rated
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Solo, the nation's favourite thirst crushing brand has today revealed a solution to one of its big problems.
Facing a gnarly set of...
DIY Architect Puts Finishing Touches On Her North Gold Coast Home With Quirky Driveway Design
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Nerang woman is today revelling in the marvels of her handiwork.
Gold Coast local Chantelle Borden spoke to The Advocate about her...
Office Worker To Spend Monday Rehabilitating An Inbox Absolutely Annihilated By Black Friday Sales
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With Christmas less than a month away, Edwina Stafford (27) has a lot to do before work wraps up for the year.
That is...
Perth Mayor Removes Bus Stops From CBD After Complaints That Public Transport Attracts Poor People
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Perth mayor Basil Zempilas is committed to the social cleansing of Western Australia’s capital city, as the reactionary celebrity politician moves to get...
Selfish Young Person Apologises For Driving Up Inflation But She Can’t Really Ignore A Root Canal
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A decadent young person, who has already disconnected the internet from her flat and is now relying on her phone data package to...
“Paper Straws Are Annoying” And Other Things You Can Say When Struggling To Stand Out From The Crowd
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a world swamped with conformity, one brave individual has emerged from the masses to boldly proclaim, "Paper straws are annoying."
This groundbreaking...
Local Goat Can’t Help But Feel A Bit Betrayed By Farmer After Being Sold To The Nepalese Chefs From The Pub And Forced Into The Boot Of Their Mitsubishi...
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local farmer explained to The Advocate this afternoon that he recently sold a goat to the nice Nepalese...
“Everyone Should Move To Canberra” Says Mate With Extremely Niche Job At The National Seed Bank
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The catastrophic Australian housing crisis is now starting to bleed out into every facet of society, triggering a very near collapse of the...
