Weekday Punters Protest Outside NSW Parliament Following The State’s Decision To Flip Rosehill
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The NSW government’s plan to address housing crisis by rezoning land around train stations has been accidentally revealed, causing deep upset amongst some...
Bondi Man Announces New Side Hustle That Doesn’t Involve Cryptocurrencies Or Matcha Powder
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A Bondi man is causing shockwaves around the nation, after revealing some groundbreaking news.
Speaking exclusively to our reporters from inside the Bondi Bubble,...
Government To Combat Cost Of Living Crisis By Bringing Back The Pizza Roundas
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The Federal Government has today finally done something to combat the worsening cost of living crisis.
With more people struggling to put food...
Supermarket Generously Treats Employees To 2 Drink Voucher Chrissy Party At Awful Local Pub
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A local store for a giant Supermarket chain has been commended for lavishing it's overworked and lowly paid employees this weekend.
The Betoota...
“No… Not Alan” Sighs Stoic Boomer Coming To Terms With The Fact It Might Actually Be All True
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A Betoota Heights sexagenarian is coming to terms this morning that the man he stoically defended around Christmas tables...
Royal Boomer Protection Society Call A Meeting To Discuss How To Shut Up That Traitor Alan Kohler
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The 7:30 Report's finance reporter, Alan Kohler, is officially public enemy number one for the Australian political and media class.
This comes after his...
City Worker Freshens Up On Hand-To-Hand Combat Before Returning To Rural Hometown For Christmas
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
And for Brisbane-based paralegal, Corey Monkflat (25) that means he needs a refresher course on the...
Turns Out Spending Ten Years Trying To Ban Greyhounds And Nightclubs Doesn’t Help Anyone’s Commute
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It seems that allowing fundamentalist Christian voices and property developers to take the reins of the state government for an entire decade has...
Woolworths Attempt To Avoid Senate Inquiry By Offering To Bring Back Ooshies
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One half of the country's supermarket cartel have today gotten on the front foot to try and avoid a senate enquiry.
With the...
Nation Watches On As Sydney Out Sydneys Itself Again
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People around the country have looked on with amusement this week as Sydney unveiled its latest piece of private...
