Nation’s Balding Men Celebrate As Government Approves Turkish Airlines Increase In Australian Operations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
TURKISH (H)AIRLINES: If Qantas didn't already have enough to worry about, The Federal Government has finally agreed to start allowing international airline services...
Nurse That’s Saved Lives All Year Thrilled Her Real Estate Agent Cousin Gets A Boat Party Xmas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A packet of salt & vinegar chips from a hospital vending machine are tasting more stale than usual today as a...
Nan Just So Happy To See Such A Strong Bond Between Her Grandsons
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A local Christmas has gone so well one local nan honestly wouldn’t mind if it was her last one after observing the strong...
Report: Whiteboys That Call Other Men ‘Brother’ Don’t Have Any
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Darren Longbottom (26), one of the caucasianest young men in the greater Betoota region has today reaffirmed himself as the type of whiteboy...
Mitchell Johnson Spotted Warming Up At The Back Of Perth Stadium In A Pakistani Kit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Former fast Australian bowler Mitchell Johnson has been spotted preparing to make a sensational comeback to the international arena.
The former West Australian...
Small Town Influencer Dying For Some Clear Air Before Posting NYE Thirst Trap
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A small town influencer is a little stroppy today, as she desperately waits for her chance to shine on Instagram.
As...
North Queenslanders Get A Look At New Premier In Same Circumstances They’ve Met Every Other One Of ‘Em
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Heavy rains and damaging winds have hit Queensland's tropical north coast as Tropical Cyclone Jasper forces residents to take shelter from uprooted trees...
Husband Reaches Peak Desirability While Pumping A Zooper Dooper And Watching BBL In Wet Boardies
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A volcano of insatiable lust is about to erupt in a Betoota Heights home this evening as a local bloke treats...
Victorians Holidaying In Cairns Told They Can Either Start Sandbagging Or Making Sandwiches But Get Off That Fucken Sunbed
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Cyclone Jasper is expected to make landfall in Far North Queensland as a category two storm today, bringing gale-force winds and heavy rainfall...
SMH Newsroom Installs Blackout Curtains To Avoid Seeing The 50,000 Protestors In The City Every Week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Costello Newspapers of the Sydney Morning Herald and The Age are this week taking extreme measures to keep their reporters on track,...
