Meet The New Faces Of The Liberals Fighting To Win Back 7 Teal Seats: Graham, Paul, Ken, Bruce, Frank, Lloyd And Paul
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Liberal Party is beginning the arduous journey today to win back seats lost to “teal independents” at the last election.
For the first...
MAFS Praised For The Most Accurate Portrayal Of Gold Coast Men In The History Of Australian TV
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMarried At First Sight Australia has been praised for their startling accurate insights into the typical Gold Coast man, after introducing three blokes...
Dutton Tells Price She Was Useful During Referendum But Us Whitefellas Can Take It From Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's official, nearly 4 months after the 2023 Indigenous Voice Referendum, and Senator Jacinta Yangapi Nampijinpa Price has expended her political usefulness.
Opposition leader...
Woman Who Used To Put Toothpaste On Her Pimples Stares Blankly At 10 Year Old Niece Asking For Retinol
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA millennial woman has this week been left clutching at her pearls, after her ten year old niece made a rather bizarre birthday...
“Women’s Tennis Is Reserve Grade” Says 24 Match WAFL Superstar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
OFF TO A CRACKING START BAZ: The entire Western Australian media establishment are today rushing to protect Perth Lord Mayor and former TV...
Bloke Makes Silent Protest Against His Family’s Australia Day Rituals By Sticking To Mid-Strength
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A micro act of rebellion is taking place at a Betoota Heights BBQ today as cheeky nephew Aidan Rorque (29) stood in solidarity...
Medical Experts Confirm Frenzal Rhomb Never Quite Leaves The System
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A study into the biological effects of music has confirmed that no matter what you do in your life Frenzal Rhomb never quite...
Oscar Awards Face Backlash For Not Nominating $145M Mattel Advertisement In Every Single Category
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT
Box office smash Barbie has received eight Oscar nominations - but the fact that the $145 million Mattel advertisement was not nominated...
Bureau Of Meteorology Says You Know It’s A Bad Cyclone When It’s Got A Tuckshop Mum Name
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Premier Steven Miles says that it is critical that everyone in the warning zone was prepared as Cyclone Kirrily tracks south-west towards the...
Scott Morrison Resigns From Politics To Take New Role As Leasing Agent At Ray White Caringbah
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is on the move next month, resigning from politics to take an exciting new...
