Apple Watch Guy Requests An ‘On Foot’ Meeting In Effort To Close Off His Activity Rings
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
NEW YEAR=NEW ME: In a stunning display of New Year, New Me enthusiasm, local Apple Watch devotee and apparent fitness aficionado, Darren...
Bill Shorten Kicked Out Of Albo’s Bux Party Chat For Suggesting Mini Golf
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The man who was supposed to be in his second term as Prime Minister has today been dealt a cruel blow.
Bill Shorten...
“These Swifties Carry On” Says Chermside Man Who Feeds Staffys With Broncos Pet Bowl
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAs the sparkly strain of T-Swift fever sweeps the nation, a Germside man has reached out to The Advocate today to...
Woman Turning 30 Hit With Inexplicable Urge To Splash Out $400 On Linen Sheets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman about to hit the big 3-0 has been filled with the inexplicable urge to splash out on linen sheets,...
NSW Health Warns Mardi Gras Partygoers That Calling It ‘YASSSbestos’ Doesn’t Make It Any Safer
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactNSW premier Chris Minns has warned Mardi Gras revellers not to downplay the dangerous nature of asbestos, after traces of the mineral were...
2014 Stereosonic Bro Now 2024 NRL Vegas Attendee
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A bloke who spent his mid-2010s blowing money on the opportunity to take recreational drugs within the same vicinity as pretty girls in...
Swift Cancels Australian Tour To Spend Week Celebrating With Boyfriend Because Football Is More Important
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Global superstar Taylor Swift has sent shockwaves across the nation today, after announcing that she will no longer be coming to Australia next...
Swiftie Watching First Ever Sporting Event Found NFL Half Time Performance A Bit Too ‘Urban’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Millions of pop-country fans around the world are today watching the first football match of their entire lives.
The event, the Super Bowl LVIII...
Greens Team Up With Katter To Loosen Gun Laws For Workers Who Get Emails And Texts After Knock Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australian Greens, a Queensland minor party that are based out of Melbourne for some reason, are this week patting themselves on the...
Sydney Grad Student Can’t Believe He Bothered Displaying ATAR On CV For This Real Estate Gig
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT99.95: A Sydney grad student has found himself in disbelief as he grapples with the harsh reality that displaying his ATAR on...
