Every Real Estate Agent In Sydney Receives The Same Message This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The suckerfish of society down in the nation's largest open-air sewer have all received a curt message from the...
Super Tuesday Result Sees 2024 Beginning To Shape Out Like Another One Of Those Years Where Nothing Good Happens
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former US President Donald Trump has all but guaranteed that he will face incumbent Joe Biden in the US...
A-League Blockbuster At Moore Park Forces Transport NSW To Sort Out A Couple Of Lime Bikes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn good news for fans of the world game, Transport NSW have announced additional transport will be on standby this weekend...
Supermarket In Gay Neighbourhood Hasn’t Sold Any Tim Tams Since Christmas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA supermarket in Sydney’s rainbow heartland is facing a serious oversupply of Tim Tams this week as the grocery giant struggles...
Straight Man Now Feels Extremely Worldly After Learning The Basic Level Of Gay Lingo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local tradie has had his worldview expanded this week, after eavesdropping on his gay roommate who was gearing up to spend the...
Pink Cowboy Hat Salesman Moves Into Mansion After A Prosperous Year Of Barbie, Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, Mardi Gras And Upcoming Beyonce Country Album
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Sydney based novelty shop owner has revealed he may never have to work ever again, after selling roughly 250,000 pink cowboy hats...
Interstate Flights Back To Normal Levels Of Price Gouging After Taylor Swift Leaves Australia
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAussies will be relieved to hear that the cost of interstate travel has returned to normal levels of price gouging, now that pop...
Tasmanian Election Comes Down To One Issue: Should The Magic Elves Of Huon Valley Be Left Undisturbed?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
On day 12 of the Tasmanian state election campaign, the Liberal Party has announced a plan to continue for road safety measures, while...
“These Swifties Are Obnoxious” Says Man Who Yells “Kick You Fucking Donkey” At Pub TV Every Saturday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local arbiter of good taste has today offered up his unsolicited thoughts on the Swiftiemania currently sweeping the country.
Michael Grieve (29)...
Dad Finally Starting To Get Into The Taylor Singalongs During 6 Hour Train Commute Back To Central
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAmerican pop sensation Taylor Swift is reported to have a new fan this evening as a local Dad finally admits he’s...
