‘Why Is Drug Use Increasing?’ Asks Nation Where Schooners Cost $11
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some confusing and totally unforeseeable news, National Wastewater Drug Monitoring Program reports allege Australians are doing more drugs than ever, with "notable"...
Rumours Swirl That Prince William Might’ve Reinvented Christianity So That He Can Root Other Women
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The British Royal Family is today facing a new set of scandalous allegations, as the Kate Middelton saga rolls on.
With the British...
“PPE? What Am I? A Leftie?” Says Deaf Man Who Thinks Nobody Speaks Clearly Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A mature-age apprentice mocked his fellow tradespeople this morning on a residential site in the French Quarter, telling them...
Fred Again Accused Of Using 2003 Nutri Grain ‘Make Your Own Music’ CD During Last Night’s Set
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
British DJ Fred Again is today facing a PR nightmare, after being accused of making 'Kelloggs music.'
The performer who has seemingly been here...
This ‘Fred Again’ Bloke Seemingly Touring Australia For Months Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
British DJ Fred Again… appears to have been in Australia for months now, with no signs of leaving anytime soon.
For those not in...
NSW Gov: “Don’t Worry, More Shitbox Apartments Are On The Way! Stop Leaving Sydney!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The New South Wales Government has made a promise to young Sydneysiders looking to get out of the nation's...
Heatwave Forces Tasmanians To Send Their Most Intrepid Son To Mainland In Search Of Fabled “Pedestal Fan”
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
As Tasmania's night time temperatures soared to the unprecedented heights of 24 degrees this past weekend, the usually brisk island state of Tasmania...
Dog From Anatomy Of A Fall Wins Award For Best Boy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some news that shows the world isn’t so bad after all, the dog from this year’s most anticipated thriller movie, ‘Anatomy Of...
Dog Pretty Sure Mum With Full Basket Of Laundry Is Here To Play Frisbee
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTMan and dog have lived side by side for a millenia, yet the nuanced needs of the animals in the interspecies friendship are...
Australian Sport In Parallel Universe Where AFL Cares About Concussion And NRL Is Dealing With Racism Scandal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTIt’s not even round one of the respective NRL and AFL seasons, and already it feels as though the two codes have swapped...
