Australia’s 2nd Largest City Easily Mistaken For The Scottish Highlands When Landing In Their Main Airport
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPeeking out the window to spy on the landscape below, Betoota Heights local Alan Thompson toys with the notion that maybe, just maybe,...
Smiling Tigers Fan Comforted That Balance Is Slowly Being Restored To The Universe
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Local Tigers fan, Darren McNeil (30) has found solace in his team's recent downturn in performance, believing it to be a necessary correction...
Local Youth Just Hoping He Gets A Couple Of Weeks To Play GTA6 Before Prime Minister Dutton Conscripts Him To Fight In Iran
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Local Betoota youth Colin Myers (24) has been fervently praying for just a "good week or two" to enjoy the highly anticipated release...
Bettina Arndt Attempts To Lure Bruce Lerhmann As A Guest Speaker With Traditional Channel 7 Method
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWriter/fake clinical psychologist and ultimate ‘Pick me’ girl Bettina Ardnt has been left scrambling this week, after her key speaker Bruce Lehrmann was...
Nation Demands That Albo Confirms Whether New Local Manufacturing Plan Will Bring Back The Maloo
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The Albanese Government is proposing a return to the era of Australian-made manufacturing that officially ended in 2017, when car-manufacturing subsidies for Ford,...
Nation’s Coke Dealers And Erotic Massage Parlours Lose A Valuable Revenue Stream
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Right across the Australia today, white knuckles have overcome the gentle hands of erotic masseuses.
It's believed there will also be a lot...
Lawyers Win Another Landmark Defamation Case
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Lawyers in the latest landmark defamation trial in the Federal Court have emerged as winners yet again after what...
Bloke With Zero Fashion Sense Accidentally Impresses The Y2K People With His Velcro Wallet
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal man Brian Phelps (37), known for his comfort over style fashion sense, has unwittingly become a style icon among fashion heads that...
Dutton Compares Pro-Palestine Protests To Port Arthur Massacre In Most Recent Example Of Him Just Not Being That Good At This Whole Leadership Thing
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Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today provided the nation with one of the strangest takes of the year.
A week after his party...
