Rocky Beef Week: Morbidly Hungover Cattleman Wonders If The Tuesday Blow Out Was Really Necessary?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Today marks the third day of Beef Australia after a crowd of over 25,000 passed through the Rockhampton showgrounds in the first 24...
Online PT Flogging 16 Week Program Puts On Albo Glasses To Add Some Credibility
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local personal trainer has unveiled a bold new look this week as he attempts to drum up interest in his...
Report: Bulldozing Manly Corso And Replacing It With Brutalist Public Housing Towers Is The Only Way To Deflate The NSW Property Bubble
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In great news for Aussies staring down the barrel of being eternally priced out of the property market, there is a way that...
“Yeah Fuck Me That Fucking Sucks Mate” Says REX Pilot To Devastated Bonza Colleague
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Rex Pilot has run into a Bonza colleague this afternoon inside Terminal 2 at Remienko Memorial Aerodrome who...
Housing Crisis On Sydney’s Northern Beaches Causes Drastic Shortage Of New Recruits For Swingers Clubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The historic swingers clubs of Sydney's Northern are at crisis point, that's according to the veterans of Australia's most enthusiastic polyamory scene.
The issue,...
Spike In Vape Prices Causes Local Youths To Just Start Giving Lunch A Miss
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAmidst a relentless surge in underground vape prices, a concerning trend has emerged as Gen Z are forced to make tough choices, with...
Warm April Provides Perfect Weather For Local Arts Student To Rip Out The John Cena Jorts
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Some stonewash denim is tickling a man’s shins this morning as a local multimedia student heads off for the day.
After...
Sky News Boomer Who Feels Excluded By Welcome To Country Probably Won’t Make The Dawn Service
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTAs social media rages with right-wing culture wars surrounding multiculturalism, Indigenous rights, and youth issues - tomorrow is a day for Australia’s loudest...
City Man Who Moves Spreadsheet Columns For A Living Purchases New Turbo-Dickhead-Injection Ute
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A gilet wearing man who works in our town's business district has today wowed friends, family, colleagues and acquaintances with the purchase of...
‘Too Many Labels These Days’ Says Boomer Who Used To Call Men With Basic Hygiene ‘Metrosexuals’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA middle aged bloke who spends way too much time on the bowels of the internet has today declared he’s ‘sick to death’...
