Nation’s D-List TV Celebrities Swarm To Front Row Of Fashion Week Runway To Play On Their Phones
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
If you haven't been paying attention to the Instagram stories of the chicks from your hometown who amassed a large social media...
Disposable Serf Says It’ll Take Him 41 Years To Save A House Deposit Like Anyone Cares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
New research into housing affordability has uncovered an uncomfortable truth: the nation's lowest-paid workers will have to work over...
‘Long Distance Relationships Are Too Hard’ Says Burleigh Man Breaking Up With Girl From Surfers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In a peculiar stance on modern romance, a Queensland bloke has proven the Burleigh bubble is very real, after admitting he just broke...
Tomorrow’s Budget Is Tough But Fair But Ultimately Good If You’re Old As Shit And Rich As Hell Or A Giant Multinational
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Treasurer, Dr. Jimothy Chalmers, has said tomorrow's budget will be tough but fair.
"Tough but fair, but ultimately good...
“We’re Having A Freebirth At Home In Eumundi Because We Read Something On The Internet That Contradicts 500 Years Of Midwifery”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A chilled out Sunshine Coast couple have today revealed to their family and friends that they will be having their baby at home.
Not...
Albo Backflips On Reducing Fossil Fuels Because WA Voters Don’t Give A Fuck About HECS Reductions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Albanese announcement that Australia will be rapidly expanding gas extraction has caused great upset amongst Federal Parliament's Independent crossbench, Greens MPs...
Dutton Says Macklemore Can Perform A Pro-Palestine Song But Must Provide Balance With A Pro-Israel Song Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's Opposition Leader has today piped up with another interesting take on a topical cultural moment.
Peter Dutton has taken to the...
Gilet Owner Forced To Weigh Up Comfort Of Practical Item Of Clothing With Looking Like A Fuckwit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local city man is today contemplating a big issue ahead of the cold season.
With winter officially just around the corner, Ethan...
Backpacker Who Landed Directly In Cairns Has A Rather Warped View Of Australian Nightlife Thanks To Gilligans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A southern European backpacker who made the right decision to fly directly to Cairns via Singapore has been led to believe that Australia...
Garmin Bros Spend Evening At The Pub Discussing Heart Rates, Pulse Ox And Sleep Scores
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A group of young men are today basking the in the glow of a glorious night spent with wonderful company.
The assortment of...
