Report: What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Creeps
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With the 2022 AFL Grand Final kicking off at 2:30pm this Saturday, there couldn't be a better group of blokes given the opportunity to take part in the Big Dance.
This weekend's match-up of the Swans and the Cats is a net positive for the AFL, with two non-Melbourne teams going all the way through to the the hallowed...
Sydney Still Smouldering From Chaotic Convergence Of Bunnies And Collingwood Fans In Moore Park
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Sydney City is today still reeling from the destruction of hosting two factions of Australia's most hardcore football fans in the one place, at the same time on Saturday evening.
Moore Park was ground zero over the weekend as the NRL's most devout supporters converged with their Victorian equivalents, creating a vortex of lunacy that nearly burnt the city...
Emmanuel Macron Grins Through Wallabies Upset As French Referee Does Exactly What He’s Told
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MWAHAHAHA: For the first time in recent memory, a dubious refereeing decision is the actual reason that the Wallabies lost a match of football.
Rugby fans across Australia are still sitting in shock after a promising new stable of Wallabies had victory snatched away from them in their Bledisloe showdown against the cross-ditch rivals in Melbourne.
After twenty years of...
Never Seen Before Call Actually Completely Fair And Standard Practice Explains Local Kiwi
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A local Betoota Heights Kiwi has today informed the nation's Wallabies fans that last night was completely above board.
This comes after what many have labeled the worst refereeing call they have ever seen, which saw the Wallabies robbed of a victory in the final minute by French referee Mathieu Raynal.
The controversial call came with the Frenchman...
Concerns Grow For Gallen’s Safety As Hodges And Hannant Arrive At Nissan Arena In Matching Camo
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A weekend jam-packed with finals football and rugby tests is set to kick off at 7pm tonight, as Australian boxing is set to showcase their first ever professional '2fa' fight night.
On top of an undercard stacked with Australia's premiere boxing talent, the ORIGIN RUMBLE will also be hosting former NRL star Paul Gallen in two seperate fights throughout...
Sam Thaiday Surprised He Didn’t Get The Call Up As Third-Man-In For Gallen Fight
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As the NRL finals heats up this weekend, it seems the biggest clash in rugby league rivalries will actually be taking place inside a boxing ring on Thursday.
Former NSW Origin captain Paul Gallen will fight both Queensland Maroons icons Ben Hannant and Justin Hodges in Brisbane's Nissan Arena - for what promises to be a wild fight night.
It's...
Not Respecting The Queen Actually Worse Than Rape And Murder, Says Bootlicking Snowflake
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If you haven't been watching the 6 days of Australia's rolling news coverage of the Queen's death, then you might not be aware of the disgraceful news story coming out of the rugby league.
Pearl-clutching radio shock jocks and red wine soaked conservative commentators are today blown away, after a 25-year-old women's NRL player decided to celebrate the passing...
Sydney Roosters Fan Seamlessly Transforms Into A Diehard Bloods Supporter
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A local Sydney man has today undergone a transformation so impressive, that it would have even wowed K.A. Applegate - the pair behind the hit series Animorphs.
The man at the centre of the stunning feat is Paddington man Vaulcuse Bronte, a local finance guy who works in the CBD in one of those jobs most people don't...
Queensland To Change Their Name To ‘Kingsland’ Just In Time For The Gallen/Hodges/Hannant Fight
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As of last Thursday night, the longest-ever reign of Queen Elizabeth II is over. Her eldest son and heir, Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, 73, immediately became King Charles III upon her death.
While this news triggers a new era for the Royal Family, it also means that thousands of different institutions throughout the Commonwealth are now staring...
Pocock Agrees To Climate Change Bill In Return For Inquiry Into Waratah Bias In Wallaby System
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New Independent Senator David Pocock is really making his presence felt in Canberra today.
The new Senator for the ACT is set to begrudgingly back the new government's Climate Change Bill in Parliament.
One of the new independents who actually has the power to influence the government, Pocock has agreed to pass the historic bill - but with...