Local Woman Who Doesn’t Need Your Approval Would Very Much Like To Have It Please
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT
One Adelaide resident doesn’t need your approval…. But she does want it.
Desperately.
Andrea Carlton, 24, works in Marketing in Perth and says...
Smart Friend Asks You If You’ve Seen Latest Colbert Video
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Max Dabton was just minding his own business when his mate, Henry Wanksać, did the intellectual equivalent of spitting in someone’s face.
“Mate, you...
Punch-On At Regional Pub Unfortunately Only Between Two Siblings That Can’t Really Fight
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Patrons at Betoota’s Royal King Hit Hotel have been let down by something that isn’t a craft beer tap takeover for a change.
At...
Report: Mate With Disney+ Already Owns Every Movie On Video And DVD
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As Disney makes a daring step closer to managing your every action, word and thought, their new streaming service Disney+ has launched in...
“These Bloody Junkies Are The Reason She Can’t Get Any Valium Nowadays” Says Local Junkie
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local mum/ white class junkie Debra Mills was left reeling today when her attempt to get Valium was quashed.
Debra reveals that she’d...
Local Woman Still Buying Goon Gets Wake-Up Call After Her First Friend Announces She’s Pregnant
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
If there is one sure sign that life is passing you by, it’s that your friends start having babies.
That’s the stark wake-up...
Oil Market in Turmoil After Customer Tears Into Servo Cashier Over Cost Of Fuel
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
The market is in shock today after the overnight collapse of the price of a barrel of oil: down over 85% to just...
Man New To Kickboxing Can’t Stop Thinking About Booting People In The Head For Some Reason
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
If Nath Little-John didn’t want anyone to know he’d taken a kickboxing class at the Betoota Bad Mother Fucker Academy, he’s definitely going about it...
Dad Staring Daggers At Houseguest Who Ended Up With His Stubby Holder
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A tense situation unfolded in Betoota Heights earlier today.
Married couple Elaine (56) and Gerry Scott (57) were entertaining friends Linda and Lloyd Hughes...
High School Student Laughs In Face Of Suggestion They Read Prescribed Text Over Holidays
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An impromptu comedy show took place at Betoota Heights High School this week when standard English teacher Mr McKendrick suggested his year 10...
