Broke As Shit Thirty-Something Wonders If Mum Held Onto His Holographic Charizard
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A financially reckless but relatively content local man has experienced a few heart palpitations today.
The cause for concern arose during his lunch...
Bathroom Scales Develop Negative Aura With Each Passing Day Of Summer
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As Australians force themselves to enjoy a season of beer drinking weather, sleepless nights and fucking catastrophic natural disasters, many have turned to...
Local Legend Says He’s Already Got An Amnesty Bin, In His Mouth Haha
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The NSW governments most recent measure to minimise the harm of drug use at festivals has not only outraged proponents of pill testing,...
Family Bonds Over Some Holiday Inspired Gambling Activities
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The notoriously dysfunctional Shipper household has had a hard time coming together this Christmas, despite the best efforts of the house matriarch, Liz...
Wish.com Ads Hopefully Not Targeted
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Relatively normal man, Bradley Moore, was scrolling through his Facebook feed when something that appeared to be a Japanese toenail peeling device caught...
Unemployed Meg And Harry Beg Their Facebook Friends To Vote For Archie In Bonds Baby Search
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By all accounts, things are going well for Harry and Meghan after taking the giant leap to move out by themselves.
With Harry...
Woman Staring At Gym Full Of Blokes Grunting Loudly In Stringlets Remembers Last Year’s Resolution
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Julia Watts started this year like all of the others before it - full of positivity and mildly excited for the year ahead....
Report: Literally Every New Year’s Resolution Severely Tested By First Weekend Of The Year
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A report by the CSIRO has found that the first weekend of the new year is where most New Years Resolutions are put...
Christmas Holidays Forces Entire Neighbourhood To Listen To A Three Hour Rendition Of Hot Cross Buns
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A northern suburban neighbourhood is today copping an earful thanks to the public school system. In what might be the greatest example of...
Local Woman Considers Faking Pregnancy To Get Out Of Drinking During Silly Season
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For Dina Galley (29) silly season has been in full swing since the October long weekend, which for the self-proclaimed ex-partier, it’s more...
