Worst Bloke In Friendship Circle Plays Dumb After Arriving With Schooners In A Pint Round
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It’s long been suspected that Tim Houghton was the shittest bloke in their friendship group, but a recent stunt at a Betoota pub...
Late 20s Couple Plan Retirement After Choosing Better Homes & Gardens Over Jaegerbombs
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Formerly young couple Jerry and Virginia Parker had a rude wake-up call on Friday night, after they suddenly realised they were watching Better...
East Coast Residents Frightened By Mysterious Falling Water Phenomenon
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East coast of Australia residents were not sure how to react this week when unexpectedly confronted with the spectacle of water falling from...
“I Don’t Know Any Of These Songs,” Says Woman Who Still Thinks Matt & Alex Host Breakfast
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The triple j Hottest 100 countdown continues to be a culturally important moment for many Australians from those who are there to have...
“This Shouldn’t Be Number 1,” Says Moustache Attached To Man
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As the triple j Hottest 100 music countdown continues to break records for voter numbers, listeners all across Australia tuned in today to...
Mini Water Cooler Bottle Decent Indication Bloke On-Site Takes Some Hectic Supplements
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A local chippy has all but confirmed that he purchases prohibited supplements on his job site today.
Sitting down for a late lunch...
Horror As Cousin’s Weird Boyfriend Follows Up Empty Promise Of A Beer Made Over Christmas
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Andy McMillan has felt a wave of panic set over him this evening after receiving a message alert from his cousin’s weird, cider...
Child Upset By Back To School Commercial Is Going To Hate This Thing Called ‘Work’
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Although continuing until the tail end of January, school holidays have been cut short once again thanks to stationery suppliers going live with...
Quiet Australian Reveals Loud, Casually-Racist Online Alter Ego
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Local man Chris Thorpe is a quiet, small business owner who generally doesn’t get phased by too much.
From all reports in the...
Over-The-Top Bartender Casually Fires Up A Blowtorch
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A local mixologist has just put on a show down at the Betoota Heights Imperial it can be confirmed.
The arts graduate (majoring...
