Report: Most Identifiable Difference Between 20s And 30s Is Negroni Instead Of Aperol
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
The age old social faux pas of asking a woman her age may be made redundant today after a report released by the...
Universally Attractive Hollywood Star Actually An Undercover Hottie, Says Bloke Named Drew
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An incredibly good-looking actress that just about everyone in the world knows about doesn’t get enough credit for how hot she is, says...
Lazy Labrador Lets Out A Small ‘Oof’ At Sounds Of Potential Danger
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local household has narrowly avoided danger today, courtesy of their slightly overweight Labrador, Charlie.
The family pet, known affectionately as ‘fat ass’,...
Weak Water Bubbler Most Intimate Situation Local Man Has Experienced In Months
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Despite his best efforts, Betoota Heights Tim Brown has had a hard time netting himself a date lately.
Brown, an accountant and owner...
Yuppie City Gym Blasts A Bit Of Kendrick To Make Corporate Sacks Feel Harder Than They Are
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
A local gym as introduced a new policy to make men who’ve grown up in Betoota over the past couple of decades with...
New Mother Seemingly Only Person In World Surprised By Natural Ageing Process
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
Despite growing up herself, Kate Domonic has today revealed to the world that she still hasn’t quite figured out the natural ageing process of a human....
Psychopathic Pet Cat Maintains Eye Contact While Tearing Up The Couch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Tina the house cat has reached a new level of shitty today after attacking a Chesterfield couch in front of its owner, it’s...
Local Woman Not Sure If She Comes Across As Care-Free Enough To Pull Off A Messy Bun
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local woman today has deeply regretted her hairstyle choice after feeling the urge to shake things up a little, it’s reported.
Stacey...
Local Piss Head Getting A Bit Too Old To Be Bragging About His Tactical Vom
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
An inner-city gathering has today gone from classy shindig to major pissup after the arrival of local gronk, Jared Rook.
Announcing his presence by...
Hottest Netball Bully From High School Now Hottest Feminist Bully On Twitter
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In an almost fluid transition, former high school alpha Becky Claire-Kelly (27) has graduated from the chick that makes girls feel bad about...
