Man Invents New Dance Move After Walking Through Spider Web At Night
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Betoota local Patrick “Spiderman” Hayes has inadvertently found himself international fame after wandering out to the bins and into the hearts of dancers...
Childless Couple Think They’d Never Use A Tablet To Distract A Toddler For Five Minutes
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A young Birkenstock wearing couple, Bindi Aye and Archie Freeman, are this afternoon treating themselves to a nice lunch.
After enjoying an entrée the...
Middle Of Shopping Aisle Perfect Place For Long-Winded Catch-Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Lisa Edmonds hadn’t been planning a social outing when she ducked out to Westfields.
Warning that it’d only be a quick trip, Lisa...
Tinder Match Confirms Dreamboat Status With ‘Haha Yeah’ Response To Every Single Question
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Lisa Fields had reactivated her Tinder for the seventeenth time when she ended up matching with a cute footballer named Greg.
Not expecting...
Schoolmate’s Inspirational Re-Emergence In Newsfeed Reeking Of Pyramid Scheme
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights woman has today confirmed to her Instagram followers and Facebook friends that she has been caught up in a Pyramid...
Mum’s Recent Tech Issues Purely A Result Of Software Company Making Life Hard For Only Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local mum has today forgotten her Apple ID password for what may be the seventeenth time in the last 12 months.
Julie...
Local Woman Justifies Uncertain Retail Purchase By Telling Self It’ll Look Better With A Tan
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Despite being in one of the hottest countries in the world, Betoota Heights woman Heather Mills has never been able to be anything...
Local Boyfriend Under Fire For Controversial Early Decision To Leave The MAFS Experiment
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local boyfriend is under fire today for a snap decision that could change his life.
Will Harrison (27) of Betoota Heights fame...
So Much For Global Warming Says Local Shared Facebook Account After Big Weekend Of Rain
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Climate scientists are once again reeling after a pair of local property owners have landed a nother body blow.
The blow comes in...
Family Notified The Old Man’s Going Out Somewhere By Brisk Tucking In Of T-Shirt
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The family of Bruce Walters have just been alerted to the fact that he's heading out and about.
That alert came in the...
