Report: Dad Just Wants To See How Many Minutes Are Left In The Movie
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A Betoota Heights household has tonight had a bit of an incident courtesy of a curious dad, it’s reported.
Sam Lake, son of...
Instagram Profile Switched To Private As Twenty Pint Pete Secures Job Interview
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A local man has made an out of character move today by exhibiting some good judgement for once, it’s reported.
Pete or ‘Twenty...
Elon Musk Unveils 8-Volt Supercar To Fill Holden Racing Team Void
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The news of Australia’s beloved Holden coming to an end has rocked Australians to their very core, with many Aussies applying for bereavement...
‘Saul Goodman’ Laughs Law Student Who Just Spewed Through His Nose Into Uni Bar Toilet
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With O-Week well and truly underway at Betoota University, 19-year-old aspiring legal eagle Adam Betts has been hard at it, moulding and sculpting...
CEO Of Dad’s Company Corners New Salesman At Staff Drinks To Tell Him How Hard Work Pays Off
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Local Betoota Grove CEO Lachlan Turnbull-Lowy (44) has today instilled some wisdom on the new sales grad whose just been hired at his...
Small Child Gets First Glimpse Of Man’s Inhumanity To Man With Brutal Double Bounce
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A Betoota Heights boy has today incurred his first taste of real-life after having a trampoline session with his older, slightly huskier neighbours.
Tim...
Drone Received As Present Lasts An Impressive 6 Minutes Before Disappearing Over Someone’s Fence
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A newly-unwrapped drone has finally been lost forever after enduring a full 6 minutes of crashing into stuff, in what could be a new record....
Middle-Class Parents Reminiscence About Property They Should Have Bought 20 Years Ago
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An impromptu family lunch has brought up some suppressed rage courtesy of a couple of bottles of cheap port, it’s reported.
The Tomlinson...
Local Bachelor Insists His Bed Is More Comfortable Without A Bed Frame
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Local bachelor Aaron Wells has been a little out of touch with the ladies since his breakup and has reportedly regressed to his...
Local Man Now Able To Focus On How Painful Hangover Is After Locating Phone, Keys And Wallet
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A local bloke has briefly postponed an awful hangover thanks to a panic-induced adrenaline rush, it’s reported.
Lachlan James says he hadn’t...
