Bloke Trying To Get Twelve Days Of Netflix Spends 3 Hours Eating Laksa In A Sauna Before Work
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
The employees of Betoota Engineering and Instrumentation Pty Ltd were subjected to emergency medical checks yesterday after reports an employee had displayed coronavirus...
Local Man Becomes World’s First Groomzilla During Cost-Related Wedding List Cull
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
You’ve heard of bridezillas and mumzillas, but this evening in a young engaged couple’s home a new type of monster is evolving.
While going through...
Local Landlord Happy To Waive This Month’s Rent For Self Isolating Casual Worker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a touching news story from our town's Betoota Ponds district today, a local landlord has shown his softer side.
The acquirer of capital...
Local Man Downloads GrindR After Being Informed By Teenage COD Rival That He Is Gay
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Betoota Acres man Jason Denso, 27, has today learnt he is homosexual.
The news, delivered by a teenaged rival whose character he had just...
Local Surfer Has 500 Different Ways Of Saying “I Went Surfing Earlier”
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT
Ask surfer Alan McKendrick (26) what he did with his morning and his response will almost always have to do with an early...
Bartender Preemptively Directs ING Cardholder To The Cheapest Tap Beer
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As bartending continues to become one of the nation’s fastest-moving jobs, those in the know are finding more ways to provide customer satisfaction.
One...
Local Hoarder Steps Up Security Around Backyard Pile of Retirement Copper
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Wrecking Yard Forklift Operator Dale Kipper never thought he would end up as a commodities trader, and yet here he is, with a...
Local Bride To Be Gets Serious And Hires PR Company For Wedding Photo Release Campaign Strategy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With the big day just months away, local bride to be Rebecca Cooper has today decided to tick off one of the biggest...
Mildly Entertaining YouTube Video Definitely Not Worth The 3 Minutes Of Fake Amusement
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Proving that we all have that one mate that has an absolutely shit sense of humour, Keith Wills tells The Advocate...
Criminal Lawyer Mate Starting To Get A Bit Too Close To A Couple Of The “Good Blokes” He Represents
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Betoota Heights-based criminal lawyer, Nick Wilkins is flying a
little bit too close to the sun, according to his mates.
In fact, this belief is...
