Purple Haired Auntie Hasn’t Posted Any Anti-Vaxxer Memes For A While
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As Facebook stays full of spicy cough memes and graphs, one thing is conspicuously absent - anti-vaxxer memes from that auntie that sometimes...
Local Dad Discovers This New Website That’s Like Google But For Videos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The rapid technological advancements of Australia's internet illiterates continues today, as one local dad appears to have stumbled across YouTube.
Betoota Heights man, Todd...
“Yes. The Coronavirus Is The Reason I Am Cancelling My Gym Membership”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Finally, after nearly 2 years of putting it off, Anika Chougule has bitten the bullet today and cancelled her gym membership.
Signing up...
Coronavirus Fears Force Christmas In July To Be Moved To Late December
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As Australian residents deal with the new reality of lockdowns and cancelled social events, a new incentive to quickly find and implement a...
Local Woman Secretly Stoked Quarantine Rules Out Easter Lunch With The In-Laws
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
While many Australians are throwing their toys out of the cot about having to stay inside to stop the spread of a pandemic,...
Bored Home Schooled Kid Would Give Anything To Go To The Trampoline Venue Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local homeschooled kid named Aldous Hemmingway who is bored out of his mind right now, said he'd give anything to go to...
Every Hospital Waiting Room Found To Have Someone Wearing Ugg Boots And A Singlet
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Fashion is usually the last thing on someone’s mind when they rush to the emergency room, which is why Ugg boots are often...
School Students Forced To Throw Baby Wipes At Each Others’ Houses After Toilet Paper Crisis
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
The classic school prank of covering somebody’s house in toilet paper for some reason has become another victim of the coronavirus as Australia’s...
Ashamed Hipster Forced To Wait In Line To Purchase Non-Artisanal Loaf Of Bread
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT
As the frenzy around COVID-19 continues to fester, Australian supermarkets have given citizens a sneak preview into battling for resources during the end...
Correct Social Distancing Protocol Immediately Undermined By Friday Arvo Schooner Carry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a week of being on his best behaviour, Betoota Heights man Ash Timbs has let it all come crumbling down.
Following his...
