Local Woman Finally Gets Cracking On DIY Project For All The Mason Jars She’s Collected
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There’s just something about little trinkets and jars that seems to ignite the hunter and gatherer roots in local woman Holly Ellis.
The...
Neutral Gen-Xer Finally Joins Generation Wars After Hearing A Millennial Say Seinfeld Is Shit
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21-year-old Alanna Wasson says if she'd known it would be this easy, she would have done it ages ago.
The daughter and granddaughter...
Muslim Neighbour Makes 6 UberEats Orders After Sunset
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Local Betoota Ponds-based Muslim, Graham Warne (29) says he couldn't have imagined a more expensive Holy Month.
As a hibernating restaurant waiter, not...
Newly Hired Subbie Has Not Been Reading The News
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Local stonemason, Billy Wright (29) does not appear to have the slightest understanding of what is currently happening in the Australian medical...
Explosion Of High-Pitch Giggles Coming From The Sky Suggests Scaffolders Are On Tiktok Again
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A construction site in Betoota City Limits has today been rattled by the high-pitched che-hoos coming from above, as the Kiwi scaffolders...
Makes Sense: Isolated City Couple Now Understanding Why Country People Have Kids So Young
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Sitting in her recently renovated two-bedroom cell, Tiffany Watson looked around and wondered what the hell she was going to do for lockdown...
Two Visitor Limit Triggers PTSD For MySpace Top Friends Generation
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Many states and territories have allowed home visits of up to two individuals to ease the mental health impact incurred by two months...
Man Eagerly Sends Around Party Invitations Like A 10yo Ahead Of Relaxed Social Distancing Rules
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
“Tessssaaaa! Can I invite a few of the boys over for beers? Pleeeeaaaasssse” whined fully grown 30-year-old Luke Turner.
“Uh, yeah I spose? I...
Ritzy New Restaurant Offers Deconstructed Takeaways Delivered In Five Minute Intervals
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | CONTACT
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
The wise words, first uttered by the marine corps and made famous by Bear Grylls, has now become...
Family Bond Over What Twitching Pet Could Be Possibly Dreaming About
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The Wilson household doesn’t always see eye to eye on everything but there is one thing they can all agree on -...
