“You Aren’t Even Listening, Are You?” Asks Wife About Something
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Local retiree Des Mangle was in for a rude shock when his 4th favourite fishing show was interrupted by...
Half Rolled Bag Of Rotting Spinach Might Still Come In Handy Yet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact
A local bloke has shown an out of character concern for waste management today.
After allowing a bag of...
“I’m Just So Glad We Don’t Have That Over Here” Says Woman Who Thinks Palm Island Is In Dubai
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Local Betoota Grove woman, Bronwyn Cashman (33) actually didn't know much about this whole black guy getting killed in Minnesota story until...
Local Truckie Begins Exciting Journey Into Self-Employment With Purple Flame Paint Job
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Local truckin' man, Joe Warrego (35) has today informed fellow motorists that he now works himself!
After years of moving freight as a...
Pub Regulars Asked To Sign Pledge To Drink At Least 20 Beers Each To Make Reopening Feasible
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As COVID-19 restrictions are eased, pubs across the country are reopening to the excitement of publicans and alcoholics alike.
From June 1 NSW pubs...
Cyber Bully Relieved To Finally Get Back To Analogue Roots As School Goes Back
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
The news that kids can go back to school has excited a lot of people; parents, teachers and especially one cyber-bully who has...
Coastal Town Forced To Choose Between Entertaining Filthy City People And Paying The Bills
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Members of the popular East Coast beach town community have been forced to swallow their pride this afternoon at a town hall meeting...
Local Woman Googles Whether She’s Got The Type Of Antibiotics You Can Still Get Pissed On
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | CONTACT
Snorting and snuffling, a sick Amanda Peterson shuffles her way into her living room with a cup of hot tea and a...
Peter Dutton Announces Nationwide Relaunch Of Big Brother
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has confirmed that to boost morale and keep the nation secure the next relaunch of Big Brother will...
Local Tough Guy Reckons He Might Even Have A Bit Of A Boogie When The D-Floor Opens Up Again
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Local tough guy, Jai Hipgrave (26) has taken the last 3 months in isolation as an opportunity to think about all the...
