Real Estate Agent’s Glowing Description Of Suburb At Odds With Number Of Shopping Trolleys In Creek
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
A local Real Estate agent’s enthusiastic endorsement of the suburb surrounding a newly-available rental house has been called into question after the...
Protestors Slam Police Over Use Of Non-Ethically-Sourced Tear Gas
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Anti 5-G protestors have turned on Police again today after allegations the primary supplier of Tear Gas may not be ethically sourcing...
Regional Voter Shrugs After Receiving This Quarter’s Water Bill From Chinese Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Plains man has revealed to The Advocate a curious piece of correspondence he received this morning.
Sitting down to get through a bit...
Alpha Female Holds Intense Eye Contact With Hairdresser In 62 Minute Power Move
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
Gaze detection, of the sense that someone is
watching you, is one of those weird phenomena that’s hard to explain.
Though some might attribute it...
Heartless Criminal Dies Due To Inability To Pump Blood Around Body
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A robbery attempt on the Betoota General Store & Steroid Dispensary has ended poorly for the would-be criminal last week after he passed...
Man Announces Retirement From Dating Scene With Purchase Of Kia Rio
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Local man Martin Scarret has dramatically revealed he is finally giving up on the dating scene for good today by purchasing a used Kia Rio.
Kiosk...
Bloke Suggests Next Boys Trip Should Be A Cruise, Just For A Laugh
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local friendship group’s Ros of the group has been left in the seen zone in their chat today after suggesting they take...
Man Beats Murder Charge By Explaining He’s A Scorpio
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
A convicted murderer has had his sentence reduced to time already served after the sentencing judge heard evidence that the man was...
Bans On Getting Publicly Shitfaced The Closest Local Woman Has Been To Having Life Together
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Though she promises herself every week that she won’t get into yet another alcohol-induced shame spiral, local woman Hannah is finding it hard...
Manlet Kidding Himself If He Thinks He’s Not Getting The Middle Seat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact
After two months of
missed camping trips, outings to the beach, and backyard pissups, members of
the ‘snake pit’ are...
