Inner-City Boomer Walks Into Noisy Pub Faking COVID-19 Symptoms In Effort To Shut Venue Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local property owner has today continued on her quest to sanitise the suburb she moved into a few years ago.
Speaking from...
PM Tells Victorians They ‘Sound Like The Missus’ After Knocking Him For Having A Beer At The Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today told everyone to 'just calm down a little bit.'
"Let's just ease up with all the nagging...
Bar Promoters Scramble To Come Up With Clever Ways To Incorporate Pandemic Into Live Music Events
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
With bars and restaurants slowly opening up again, scores of bar promoters are scrambling to come up with clever ways to incorporate the...
Man Attempting To Refill Pepper Grinder Cuts To Chase And Pours Peppercorns All Over The Floor
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Amongst his friendship group, David Wilson is not known for his ingenuity however this evening in his lakeside apartment in Betoota Sound he...
Apprentice Commits Social Faux Pas By Rocking Up With A Dog That Isn’t From The Bull Terrier Family
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
An apprentice has today committed a serious social faux pas by rocking up to the worksite with the wrong kind of terrier, it’s...
“Mate, How Much Have You Had To Drink Tonight?” Asks Genuinely Concerned Bouncer
KENT REGINALD | Nightlife| CONTACT
A local bouncer and all-round top bloke is genuinely concerned about how much a punter has had to drink before he got...
Drop Saw Next Door Harmonises Beautifully With Local Kookaburra An Hour Before Alarm Clock
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The trials and tribulations of living in a leafy suburban Queensland enclave were felt by all on Daroo Crescent in Betoota Grove this...
Local Man Enjoys Return To Making Up Bullshit Excuses As To Why He Won’t Be At Training
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Bradley Thomas has revealed to The Advocate that things are truly back to normal for him.
The 3rd Grade Betoota Dolphins stalwart said that...
Back To Normal: Man Watches Coworker Aggressively Consume A Breakfast Kebab At His Desk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
There was a time when Michael Davey walked by a kebab shop at 9am and wondered why it was open.
"Who'd want to eat...
“It Hasn’t Hit Me Yet” Insists Mate With Pupils That Look Like A Gulf Of Mexico Oil Spill
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
With lockdowns slowly easing, hordes of young Australians are looking forward to spending hundreds of dollars on overpriced beer, and scoring risky stingers...
