Pop’s Stationery Stash Of Mostly Just Stolen Keno/TAB Pencils
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Despite smelling like a pisshouse every Friday afternoon, local grandad Richard Mills reckons he hasn’t been to the pub in a while.
The...
Middle Aged Lecturer Pauses Heavily To Decide If Next Words Are PC Enough For 19-Year-Olds
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Long time liberal voter and university lecturer, Harrison Rhyde, has had a hard time adapting to the modern classroom, and states that he...
Man’s 2020 Perfectly Summed Up By $5 Lunch Time Dominos Pizza
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
They often say a picture tells a thousand words, and for James Silva that was certainly the case today.
Sitting down in the...
Local Pescatarian Cuts To The Chase And Just Eats All The Microplastics In Exfoliating Scrub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a somewhat odd story from Betoota Heights this morning, a young lady named Alsion Lee has today decided to eat a peculiar...
‘This Is It’ Says Woman With Random Stabbing Pain In Chest After Eating Falafel Wrap In 4 Minutes
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A local woman has experienced the shock of her life today, after eating a falafel wrap in four minutes flat.
Sarah Young ...
COVIDsafe Marshal Curses This Virus After Another Bus Full Of Boomers Need Help With QR Code
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local pub employee has given this damn virus a bloody spray over the weekend after it caused a nightmare at his RSL....
Art Class Under Siege As Teachers Pet’s Beautiful Landscape Cops A Mysterious Splash Of Paint
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Teachers aren’t supposed to have favourites, but for art teacher Ms P, it’s pretty evident who she likes the most - Lisa Hadley.
Though...
Phone Placed Precariously On Top Of Toilet Confirms 2020 Could Still Get Worse Than It Is
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Despite the fact that for most people 2020 has been a dumpster fire of burning medical waste in an empty paddock of...
Mum Doesn’t Know If You’ve Noticed But She Really Needs To Get Cracking On The Bougainvillea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With Spring around the corner, one Betoota Grove mother has made it abundantly clear that the winter chill is not going to stop...
Spicks And Specks ReRun On TV Good Indicator Your City Has Gone Back Into Lockdown
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With restrictions to stop the spread of COVID-19 in-place across many Australian towns and cities a new phenomenon is being observed by those...
