White Man Fails To Pull Off Yellow T-Shirt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Caucasian man from Betoota Grove has been urged to either get a bit of sun, or refrain from wearing bright yellow in...
Bottom Of Friendship Hierarchy Quickly Established By Who Has To Sit In Beanbag At Pre-Drinks
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Local girl Emily Thompson has long suspected she was
the least liked member of her friendship trio but tonight’s activities have now
confirmed her worst...
Students Gleefully Guide Boomer Maths Teacher Towards 30 Minute Tangent About Good Old Days
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE |CONTACT
A year eight classroom has united today, after their teacher Mr Ellis made the mistake of divulging a detail from his personal life.
Taking...
Sweating Stock Broker Must Have Been For A Run Or Something Before He Went Into The Pub Bathroom
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Business bros and start-up lifers are loving the newest trend sweeping the finance world; taking a quick micro-run before going to the bathroom...
Former Cricketer Pops Up On Regional TV To Make Sure You’re Buying Australian Steel
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
One long-acknowledged charm of regional Australia is the local TV commercials, usually featuring the business owner talking in a monotone droll or going...
Tasmanians Isolated After Strong Winds Blow Away WiFi Signal From Mainland
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
In another blow to Tasmania, residents have been further isolated by the loss of the state’s internet.
The technical difficulties have come at...
Committed Metalhead Wears Cannibal Corpse Long Sleeve To First Casual Friday At New Office Job
BEAU RIVERS | Local News | Contact
Local metalhead Jay Degura has today really pushed the limits of his workplaces’ casual Friday tradition, rocking up in a vintage Cannibal...
Minced Cows Ears Miraculously Turns Into Wagyu Seconds After Entering Pub Kitchen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local pub in Betoota Heights has today performed a little magic trick.
The Bearded Pig on The Link Road in our aspirational...
Hens Party Organiser Interrupts DJ To Request Beyoncé’s Entire 3rd Studio Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As social distancing restrictions slowly begin to lift in Betoota's Roma Hills nightlife precinct, the work/life balance has almost returned to normal for...
Hometown Bloke Who Used To Tattoo Self With Ballpoint Ink Now Smarter Than Any Epidemiologist
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some genuinely surprising news from Betoota Heights this afternoon, it's been revealed that a local man is actually smarter than the entire...
