Med Students On Prac Unwind Over A Few Cannulations With Some Stolen Hospital Equipment
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Some Betoota Base Hospital medical students have revealed to The Advocate this week how they like to unwind after a big day in...
CEO Of Multinational Rushes To The TV To See If He’s A Winner Again In This Year’s Budget
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Greg White is breathing a sigh of relief this morning.
This comes after it was revealed that the 69-year-old CEO was a...
Painful Hangnail Discarded Until Man Feels Brave Enough To Have Another Go At It
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Local man Ryan Wells is the type of bloke who secretly believes picking the skin around his fingernails makes him slightly better than...
“I Might Go Have A Shower Then?” Says Dad, As First Of The Dinner Party Guests Pull Into The Driveway
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As the nation slowly starts to ease out the lockdown rules, local mum Natasha Clarke figures a dinner party is the best way...
Scotty Offers Every Aged Care Resident A Scratchie In Wake Of Royal Commission Findings
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has responded to the damning allegations from Royal Commission into the aged care sector in trademark style this...
“The Debate Was Disgraceful” Says Leftie Who Thinks Biden Should Just Give Silent Death Stares
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A local tertiary-educated upper-middle-class inner-city terrace house resident has today given a bold and scathing review of yesterday's US Presidential Debate.
Speaking to...
Note On Dashboard Fails To Evoke Parking Inspectors Long-Dead Empathy
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Local ute owner Henry Piddlesberg (37) has been stung with a $100 parking fine this week after a note he left on...
CSIRO Launch Investigation Into Who Decided Wood Chips Were An Appropriate Surface For Playgrounds
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CSIRO has today launched an official investigation into who decided wood chips were an appropriate surface for playgrounds, it’s reported.
Leading CSIRO reporter Rufus...
Newly Declared Health Freak Relieved His Parmy Comes With A Pile Of Dry Mesclun Lettuce
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After a solid three months of benders, local man Patrick Field has decided to officially swap his 5 HTP for some Vitamin B12...
Women Pulls Parachute On One Night Stand After Spotting His Decorative Empty Bottles Of Bundy
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Honestly, if local woman Alyssa Clarke had rethought the events of her night, she would have seen that the warning signs were all...
