Tradie Sitting Outside Trendy Cafe Cripplingly Self-Conscious About Ordering A Green Juice
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Moey Gerges (31) isn't one for trying new things, but today he was overcome by a very affective marketing campaign at a local...
Local Bachelor Splashes His Stir Fry With Ginger Beer After Realising He’s A Few Vegetables Short
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A
single local man Brayden James (23) has put his innovative ability on full
display today, by demonstrating a genius little life hack.
Given
the nature...
Local Dream Boat Woos Prospective Romantic Fling With Perfect Recall Of Will Ferrell Quote
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Local woman Hannah Statham thinks she might have found the one tonight.
It’s alleged the twenty-three-year-old bartender was set up by a mutual friend...
Two Pissed Blokes Make Plans To Get Pissed Again Tomorrow
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As the calendar progresses towards the glorious long weekend months, the chances of spending the weekend at home with some spag bol and...
Police Seeking Person Of Interest Over Burpees As A Final Exercise At Local Boot Camp
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Police are today looking for a young man
who suggested burpees as a finisher for a tough boot camp session, it’s reported.
Personal trainer Neil...
Subtitle Option Reserved Only For When Local Woman Is Eating Something Crunchy
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If you’d told twenty year old Eliza Thompson that she’d spend her thirties happily lying in bed watching movies, she’d have thought you...
Melbourne Cup Attendees Urged To Maintain Social Distancing And Sniff Rack In Separate Cubicles
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As sponsored articles for health insurance will remind you, 2020 has been a tough year.
But with Victoria working towards being COVID free and...
Last Minute Handful Of Cheese Biscuits Deemed Adequate Sustenance For Pre Drinks
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After a long week of filing insurance claims, local girl Ali Grabham has officially declared that she’d getting fucking lit tonight. ...
Local Dad Talks Shit About Paul Worsteling Like He Pulls In Barras On Light Gear All The Time
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A local Betoota Heights dad who honestly hasn't wet a line since the late 1990s, has today criticised the fishing techniques featured on...
Red P-Plater In Ute Caught Obeying The Speed Limit In School Zone
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A red p-plater has received a stern slap on the wrist this morning after being caught by police obeying the road rules.
Corey...
