Cashier Sent Into Panic As Customer Interrupts Transaction To Say They’ve Got The Exact Change
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
It’s said that if every person worked in customer experience at least once in their lives, the world would be a kinder place.
If...
In Depth Analysis Of Crush’s Birth Chart Fails To Provide Woman Answer She’s Looking For
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local woman has today consulted the stars to figure out why her crush has dialled down the heat, it’s reported.
Leona Robertson ...
“I’m Tired Of People Asking For Weed Just Because I Have Dreads, But Yeah How Much”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Cody Chapel (33) does not ask for much.
All Chapel asks for is a labouring job without drug tests, enough money for some beer,...
Charger For Unknown Device Goes Back Into The Messy Draw
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Choosing to do some spring cleaning at the latest possible time to do so, Leane Trivoski (58) decided to conquer the enigmatic enemy...
Bloke Who Loaded Up On Twilight Payment Really Likes Those Odds On Alabama Swinging To Biden
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local punter is refusing to rest on his laurels it can be confirmed.
Following a huge win on a horse, no one...
Report: Mum And Dad Spending More Time On Facebook Than You Did In High School
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Nine years ago, millennial Tessa Paulo (26) was promised by her parents that Facebook would rot her brain.
Turns out, Paulo’s parents weren’t wrong...
Boomer Refuses To Give Entitled Young People Halloween Lollies At All Five Properties
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As Australian Halloween celebrations continue to increase in popularity so to the opinions of people who think the event is a crock because...
Local Woman Activates Fake Call Emergency After Date Reveals American Psycho Is His Favourite Movie
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Alison should have known by his chinos
and slicked-back hair that Alex Gardener was either a spoiled trust-fund kid or
worse, a real estate agent.
She...
Year 12 Student Who Isn’t In Mood For History Exam Today Spots Man With Backpack Enter School
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Year 12 student has pulled off a clever little play this morning.
Feeling underdone for her Ancient History test this morning, Angie...
Breville Invent Ingenious Toaster Alarm
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Appliance manufacturer Breville has unveiled a device which it claims will help speed up the brekky rush; a circular roof-mounted sensor which alerts...
