Local Italian Reckons The Summer Rig Is Getting There Aye Fellas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local Italian, Brad De Luca (32) reckons this is gonna be the summer of local Italian, Brad De Luca (32).
The former Betoota...
‘Are You Guys Together?’ Question Elicits Shrill Laugh From Clearly Friend Zoned Male Friend
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local man David Gordon has today been asked the one question he’d rather have avoided, after a routine bar night with his best...
Stench Of Hand Sanitiser Instantly Unlocks Memories Of Time Woman Almost Got Alcohol Poisoning
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Olfactory memory or ‘smell memory’ refers to a memory that’s triggered by an odour.
Whether it’s an old perfume that reminds you of...
PM Responds To China’s Comments About War Crimes: “Mate Let’s Talk About Pearl Harbour Then?”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Prime Minister has today taken the fight to our greatest trading partner, and in trademark fashion.
"You wanna talk about war crimes,...
Office Degenerate Makes Sure To Organise Christmas Bash At Bar With A TAB
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Office Manager Brendan Wallis probably wouldn’t have been in charge of the annual Christmas bash, if his colleagues had any idea of his...
Husband Spends 700 Dollars To Get Ridiculed By Teenagers Online
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A big dumb husband has today spent a huge chunk of money to get rekt online by people young enough to be his...
Closing Individual Tabs After Finishing An Assignment Far More Satisfying Than Exiting Browser
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Staring intermittently at the clock on her computer, local woman Sam Thompson mindlessly taps away at her computer keyboard as she attempts to...
What’s It About? Who’s That?’ What?’ ‘I Love That Actor Don’t I’ Asks Mum During Movie
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
All local woman Lindsay Moore wanted to do was sit down and watch a movie with her mum. An activity that should have...
Confused Service Centre Operator Unable To Find Wheelbarrow Licence Test For Local Apprentice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local transport and motoring customer service employee has been left scratching her head after fielding a bit of a left-field question today....
Stagnant Water On Nightstand Successfully Quenches 3am Wine Induced Thirst
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
At age twenty seven, you’d think Lauren Howe would have outgrown the need to binge drink herself into oblivion every weekend.
However, after recently...
