Study Finds Weather Extremes Are Mostly Affecting Poor People In Far Away Places So Who Gives A Shit
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Natural disasters are unfolding at extreme levels in the northern hemisphere this year. Floods are washing away vast swathes...
“Nobody Is Going Out Anymore” Says Owner Of Grim Local Restaurant Who Doesn’t Pay His Workers Properly
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The owner of a grim French Quarter eatery has put the people of our cosmopolitan desert community on blast...
University Bachelor Briefly Toys With Idea Of Making Something Other Than Butter Chicken
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A young man living in Betoota's Flight Path District has today revealed the details of a robust inner dialogue.
Hendrix Chalmers, originally hailing...
Pale Woman Shopping At Mecca Really Loving The ‘Underbelly Of A Dead Fish’ Shade Of Foundation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA melanin challenged woman has this week been reminded that she's a disgusting creature, after attempting to buy a new foundation at Mecca...
Local Bloke Has His Dad Card Revoked After Failing To Point Stud Finder At Himself During Bunnings Trip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds father of three has had his dad card revoked today, after failing to perform his proper daggy dad duties, it's...
Factory Farmed Chicken At Least Became A Parmi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local cloud scored a silver lining today as a chicken that lived a short life in the claustrophobic chaos of a factory...
Local Woman Unable To Identify Who’s A Bad Bitch Anymore Since Lip Smacker Jewel Lips Were Discontinued
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds millennial woman has today revealed she has no idea who the 'baddest bitches' are anymore, seeing as Lip Smackers discontinued...
Employee Asking For Pet Leave Asked If They Have Rocks In Their Head Where Their Brain Should Be
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A somewhat junior employee at a local mid-tier domestic public relations firm has surprised their human resources department this...
Concreter Fired After Successfully Passing Drug Test
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A Betoota Heights man has been forced to start looking for a new job this week, after being unceremoniously shown the door at...
Changing A Mate’s Name In Group Chat After They’ve Done Something Cooked, Always Funny
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA study conducted by Betoota Polytechnic University on social trends has concluded that changing your mate’s nickname on Messenger after they’ve done something...
