Codependent Bestie Messages Through An ‘Oi BITCH’ After Mate Dares To Take Too Long To Respond
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds marketing copywriter has had her inner bogan unearthed this morning, after her best mate had the audacity to leave her...
‘I Highly Recommend Backpacking Through South America By Yourself’ Says Man To Female Friend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Mimi Devon has today been reminded that not everyone lives their life in constant fear, it's reported.
This harsh realisation is said...
Cosmetic Clinic Advertising ‘Snatched’ Results Makes Sure Before Shots Are Taken In Worst Lighting Possible
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter cosmetic clinic has almost raised some botoxed brows this weekend, after advertising a ‘snatched’ liquid facelift to impressive young clients...
Instant Coffee An Instant Disappointment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A double meaning we always suspected has been confirmed today as 63% of the Australian voting population can agree that instant coffee is...
Granddaughter’s Graduation News In Family Group Chat Quickly Drowned Out By 15th Photo Of Baby Nephew
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds woman has this week been informed that none of her family give two shits that she's graduated from university, after...
Modern And Innovative Company Claim Undermined By Use Of Toshiba Laptops
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
SalesMonkey, a local tech startup, has been thrust into the spotlight today after its claims of being ‘modern’ and ‘innovative’ have been thrown...
Naive Couple Sign Fixed-Price Home Build Contract Genuinely Believing The Price Won’t Change
RORY SALAZAR | Property | ContactA cute and naive couple who rent a shitbox studio apartment near the inlet down at Betoota Lakes, have this morning signed a...
Employer Frustrated To Learn ChatGTP Also Wants To Work Remotely
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota employer feels like he just can’t win after learning AI writing software ChatGTP would also prefer to work remotely.
For anyone who...
Misunderstood Man Easy To Understand When You Understand What A Dickhead Is
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local enigma has been decoded today as people finally understand what the go is with this often misunderstood member of the community;...
Local Girl Cringes After Pash From EOFY Party Starts Sliding Into DM’s With Very Limp Memes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local girl has been forced to go into social media hiding this week after an awkward online encounter with a...
