“My Gas Bill Was $820” Competitive Local Man Even Trying To Win At Who Paid Most For Heating This Winter
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactA good for nothing so and so who will always try to compete with you, no matter what, has this morning just won...
Season Two Of The Bear Keeps To Winning Formula By Doubling Amount Of Oddly Attractive Blokes With Patchwork Tatts
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTThe biggest show of 2022 has returned to Disney+ with a bang this week, ensuring it’s done everything to keep its fans happy.
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“My Rates Pay Your Wages” Says Old Boy To Council Employee Who’s Never Ever Heard That Before
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
A worthless and lazy local government employee has finally been put in their place for the 6th time today during a heated exchange...
Mum Really Doesn’t Understand Why You Need One Gatorade To Begin With
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local mum proved just how out of touch she is with today’s youth by denying her son a second Gatorade during weekend...
Mate Who Doesn’t Own a Printer Just Stopping By To Say Hi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA delightful little visit unfolded in Betoota today as an individual who doesn’t own a printer just stopped by their printer owning mate’s...
Information Starved Millennial Transitions From Getting News From K-Zone To TikTok
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAs all Millennials can agree, there is a shortage of information in today’s society which has meant many young people have become terminally...
Local Bloke Waves At Sightseeing Bus Because That’s What He Hopes They’d Do For Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA harmless bit of fun was had by all in Potts Point today as Sydney bloke Aiden Tonner (33) waved at the passengers...
Winter Serves As Ceasefire in Mum’s War Against Antkind
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTMuch like the weather, a local war has gone cold this week as the season of winter serves as an unceremonious ceasefire between...
“I’m So Much More Productive In The Office” Says Local Girl Using Three Monitors to Plan Her 2024 Wedding
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA Senior PR consultant has spoken to The Advocate today, highlighting why she loves coming into the office on Fridays.As a...
Woman Sick Of Dating Apps Just Going To Loiter Next To 7-Eleven Pie Station At 5:00am Looking Real Nice
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter getting ghosted halfway through a promising interaction on Hinge for the second time this month, local woman Davina Hamilton has decided...
