Nan Needs A Lie Down After Granddaughter Explains She’s Dating And It’s Exclusive But He’s Not Her Boyfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds nanna has today had to have a moment to pause and think, after her Gen Z granddaughter Nina tried to...
Wahu To Compete With Barbie By Making Movie About A Non Binary Toy That’s Both A Frisbee And A Ball
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some very random news this week, Australian outdoor toy company Wahu has officially jumped on board the toy movie train, announcing that...
Local Girl’s Parasocial Relationship With BF’s Ex Finally Comes To An End After She Switches Profile To Private
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactStaring at her phone with a mix of both relief and horror, local woman Summer Hobbs comes to the realisation that she has...
‘Don’t Worry You’re Not Getting Fired’ Says Thoughtful Boss After Asking Anxious Employee For A Chat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds Marketing Director has been touted as a bit of a hero to introverted anxious employees everywhere, for taking the time...
Local Grot Convinces Boyfriend To Get On The Roids So She Finally Has Some Pimples To Pop
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has been forced to compromise her boyfriend's health to satiate her addiction, after pairing up with a bloke who is...
Influencer Who Refuses To Wear Fast Fashion Unaware They Snort 4 Square Metres Of Rainforest Every Weekend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA fashion influencer from the French Quarter has been accused of being a hypocrite this week, after it was discovered that her partying...
Meat To Bread Ratio On Hens Package Charcuterie Board Absolutely Maddening
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA hens party has been left feeling less than impressed this weekend, after a charcuterie board included in their $99PP package had a...
Woman Who’s Always Telling Mates To Dump Shitty Boyfriends Apparently Deaf Now That She Has Her Own Shitty Boyfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who is always telling her mates to dump their shitty boyfriends has had a taste of her own medicine, after finally...
‘Why Is My Skin So Dry?’ Queries Woman Who Sets Her Shower To Molten Lava Heat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactStaring in horror at her reflection in the bathroom mirror, local woman Anna Gresham can’t for the life of her figure out...
“Be Interesting To See How Fucked We Are” Local Couple Coming Off 2% Fixed Interest Home Loan Next Week
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactA million folks on fixed-rate mortgages have been insulated against the RBA’s interest rate rises over the last 18 months. But with their...
