Report: Boyfriend’s Japanese Kitchen Knives Have Too Many Rules
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter yet again finding herself in trouble for using her boyfriend's kitchen knives the 'wrong way', local woman Kinsley Rivers has decided...
Fumbled Tax Return Causes Bloke To Downgrade Noosa Christmas Plans To Caravan Park With Weird Cousins From Adelaide
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In breaking news, Christmas is looking particularly grim for a Betoota Lakes man who failed to get himself a decent tax...
Cashed Up Local Family Buy Metal Bowl For Dog Instead Of Repurposing Empty Ice Cream Tub Like A Normal Person
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds family has been accused of flaunting their wealth this week, after it was revealed they'd opted to spend $12 on...
Male Bartender Shaking Cocktail Mixer With Rolled Up Sleeves Unaware Of How Much Power He Has
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights bartender has unknowingly ignited primitive instincts in every women within eye shot, after performing the modern day mating display of...
Bloke Concludes His Fun Days Are Over After Realising Torn Wrapper On Bedroom Floor Is From A Teabag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds man has today come to the conclusion that not only are his days as a carefree bachelor officially behind him...
Advice Column | Our Short Stay Accommodation Profits Are Under Attack And Nobody Is Talking About It!
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
$425. That’s how much profit one of my investment properties made me from a couple of city slickers staying...
Backpacker Too Wise To Believe Tall Tales About Crocs In North QLD Waterways
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTGerman backpacker Juilianne Schmidt has spent three months travelling around Australia and has learnt a thing or two in her time so far. Schmidt...
Local Bloke Ages Himself Gracefully Out Of EDM Into Campfire Friendly Morgan Wallen
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn breaking local news, a former Stereo-bro is laying his love for EDM to rest this weekend as he begins to...
‘Bit Of Extra Protein!’ Found To Be Universal Dad Response To Finding An Insect In Your Food Or Drink
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds dad has this week responded perfectly to the source material he was given to work with, which has been praised...
Advice Column | Teach Your Kids To Be Fiscally Responsible By Cutting Short Their Childhood And Putting Them To Work
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTAre you tired of witnessing your kids indulging in the carefree joys of childhood without a care for what...
