Coastal Pub Musician Driving Shitty Old Van Both Ironically And Practically
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA coastal pub musician is slaying two birds with one stone by driving around in a bomby old van that he enjoys both...
Woman With Base Level Dating Standards Realises She Might Be Asking A Bit Too Much
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota woman has had a much needed reality check today and concluded that her base level standards for dating are asking an...
Bloke Who Just Bought A Round Of Vodka Red Bulls Apparently Not Keen On Paying $20 For A Taxi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Gulf Country man has today raised the ire of his friendship group, after carrying on like an absolute pork chop last night.
Enjoying...
Woman Who’s Finally Gone A Few Days Without Battling Some Mild Illness To Get Visit From Aunty Flo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactDespite doing her best to eat well, exercise and lay off the alcohol (the last one is a lie), local woman Elfy Jeynes...
Local Glamour Embraces Her 50s with Anna Wintour-Approved Haircut
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
In a move reeking of a midlife glow up, a local glamour has marked her transition into the 50s with the a...
Local Girl Closes Full Dishwasher After Realising It’s Clean But Roommates Didn’t See Her Open It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf you open a clean dishwasher with no to see you do it, did you actually open it?
That’s the question local woman Darcy...
Single Bloke Without A Mortgage Throws Up Bali As Possible Mad Monday Option Into Ressies Group Chat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A bloke with too much disposable income has hit a group chat this evening in the hope of building some momentum...
Boomer Watching Two Lorikeets Vomit Into Each Other’s Mouths Disgusted By Public Display Of Gay Kink
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman of the pearl clutching generation has announced she's had enough of this 'gay agenda' being forced down everyone's throats.
Quite literally it...
Drunk Man Unsure Why Drugs He Found In Coat Pocket Aren’t Hitting Him Yet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has this week vowed to go a whole month off the sauce, after viewing a rather damning video taken of...
Bloke Who’s A Project Manager On Multi Million Dollar Developments Apparently Needs Grocery Shopping Instructions
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some news that has left many people scratching their heads, a French Quarter man as openly admitted he is completely incapable of...
