Conscientious Lefty Landlord Feels Guilty For Changing His Long Term Rental Into An AirBnB But Money, You Know?
RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact
Standing on the steps of Betoota’s Town Hall, megaphone in hand, conscientious lefty Samuel Banham (46) is protesting in...
New Subdivision Development Reminds Local Elderly Couple Of How They Hate Change
RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact
According to local octogenarians Barry and Marg Goldsmith, you cannot call yourself a local unless your family has lived...
Couple Not Yet Ready For Parenthood Reveal To Friends They Are Trying For A Female Orgasm First
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA joyous overshare took place in our little patch of channel country paradise today, as a couple not ready for parenthood have announced...
Man Who Left His Towel On The Floor Yet Again Served Up Mushroom Risotto For Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite repeatedly being told not to, a local man left his new towel on the bedroom floor again this...
Single Woman Who’s Forked Out Thousands For Weddings & Baby Showers Over The Years Adds Gift Registry To Her 35th Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has raised quite a few eyebrows this week, by creating a gift registry for her 35th birthday that listed...
First Vape Hit Of The Morning Gives Man The Kick Of Guava Flavoured Nail Polish He Needs To Begin Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota man’s day has begun on a simultaneous high and low as his first hit of a vape gave him that guava...
Couple Who Doesn’t Fight Encouraged To Try It First
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTEvery person in a relationship has been taken down a peg today as it has been revealed that a local couple does not...
Local Besties Agree To Create Drunk Alter Egos To Avoid Being Embarrassed By All Things They Do On The Piss
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactTwo Betoota Heights women have concluded that the only way they can survive post drunken antics embarrassment, is not by curbing their binge...
Employer Frustrated To Learn ChatGTP Also Wants To Work Remotely
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota employer feels like he just can’t win after learning AI writing software ChatGTP would also prefer to work remotely.
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Local Home Builder Praised For Constructing Home All The Way To Completion
RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact
The CEO of the Master Builders Association of Betoota, Eddie Brockwell (48), has heaped praise onto one of Betoota’s...
