People Pleaser Who Told Uber Driver To Just Drop Her Off ‘Wherever Is Easiest’ Now On Wrong Side Of 6 Lane Highway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week been reminded that her incessant need to please people will only ever result in her getting the...
Local Toddler Heartbroken He Can’t Put Dog’s Slobbery Old Tennis Ball In His Mouth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactStaring at his mother with a look of genuine heartbreak, local toddler Jamie Bowen’s lip begins to quiver.
He can’t believe that she would...
Woman Who Hasn’t Copped A Rental Increase Yet Just Going To Keep Maintenance Issues To Herself
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has been able to crack the rental code this year, after realising that she may able to evade the landlord's...
Local Moonboot Wearer Getting About On The Scooter Of Shame
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A shameless Betoota Heights man with a Grade I ankle sprain is getting about on a knee scooter because...
Local Woman Now A Submersible, Mushroom And Soccer Expert
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has found herself becoming quite the expert on a number of niche topics the past few months, which are...
Newfound Interest In The Natural Beauty Of Houseplants Coincides With Depleting Collagen
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLetting out a happy sigh as she scrolls through Marketplace searching for plants within a 1km radius , local woman Rachel Hartnett chuckles...
Local Woman Forced To Stand Awkwardly As Social Butterfly Boyfriend Has 15 Minute Convo With Random Stranger
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough local woman Abigail Hansley loves her boyfriend Trevor very dearly, she's learned that there are a few downsides of dating an extreme...
Local Woman Actually Enjoys Watching Sports Now That Messy Buns And People Being Nice To Each Other On The Field Exists
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | ContactWHO’DA THUNK IT: In a very unexpected twist, a local Betoota Heights woman has recently started to enjoy watching competitive sports on television.
After...
Uncle Tony Confuses Sky News By Telling Their Viewers To Vote Yes Coz Dutton’s A Gammin Cunt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTAfter emerging from the political wilderness yesterday afternoon at an Aboriginal rally in Redfern, Uncle Tony Abbott has today continued his staunch campaigning...
Joyless Old Man Currently Tuned Into ‘Bismarck: 24 Hours To Doom’ On The SBS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights man has made it clear this afternoon that he will not be watching the Matildas take...
