Man Finally Gives Up On Having A Conversation With Himself On Woman’s DM
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTAfter months of waiting for a response, a man in his mid-20s has finally given up on the conversation he’d been having...
Potential Move To London Sees Bloke Use Facebook To Connect With Great-Aunt And Her Very Desirable Couch
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTBradley White-Dickerson has never given much of a shit about his family history.Having grown up in the leafy streets of Betoota...
Local Matildas Fan Confirms She Saw The Leaning Tower Of Parra On Visit To Sydney
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite not getting the chocolates on the night, a local Matildas fan said the trip down to Sydney last...
Woman Who’s Always In Flight Mode Balanced By Anchor Boyfriend Who’s Never Drafted A Text Message In His Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds woman has found herself both feeling incredibly envious and slightly resentful towards her boyfriend, for the crime of operating on...
Servo Worker Completes Transaction Without Spruiking Spontaneous 9000 Calorie Splurge
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local petrol purchaser left the service station baffled today as the servo cashier processed their fuel purchase without also spruiking a spontaneous...
Desperate Local Influencer Resorts To Asking Herself Questions On Instagram Q&A Series
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTI’M BORED, ASK ME ANYTHING: the local Influencer suggested to her micro following on Instagram Stories last Friday night.
In a creative struggle...
Kiwi Has Seen More Of Australia Than You Have
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn an act of trans-pacific passive aggression, a visiting resident of Aotearoa has confirmed they have seen much more of Australia than you.Known...
Winter A Good Excuse For Dad To Do Fuck Knows What In The Kitchen
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA seasonal shift seems to be doing something profound to the brain of a local father whose recent culinary escapades can only be...
LOL: Dublin Woman Has Big Dreams Of Making It In Perth One Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Dublin woman has developed a rather grand and ambitious plan to get on a plane and see if she has a shot...
Local Woman Gets Ahead of Herself by Crossing Off To-do List Task Before it’s Completion
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTIn a punchy display of self confidence, a local woman has taken a leap of faith by crossing off a task from...
