Tourist Town Lolly Shop Thrives On Guilting Weekenders Into Buying $9 Bags of Choc Freckles
IKEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn news south of the border, an adorable lolly shop in the Southern Highlands of NSW has once again raked it...
Bloke Who Underestimated Grade 4 Bush Walk Gets Nervous After Seeing Backpackers Go Past With Trekking Poles
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAs a white suburban male who once played representative sports in high school, Euan Spankins (32) is blessed with the kind...
“Top 10 Classic Sydney Pubs” Writes Inner-city Journo Whose Criteria Includes Quality Of Burrata And Imported Wine List
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn breaking news from one of the country’s most read metropolitan mastheads, potato wedges are out and polenta fries are in...
Freelancer Using Pub As Personal Office Sticks To Two Schooners In The First Hour And One Every Hour After That
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local freeloader is believed to be pushing his luck today as he sets up his laptop in the bistro of...
Take Away Joint In Industrial Precinct Serves Rare Hi-Vis Delicacy That Matches Patron’s Workwear
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA fish and chip shop located in Betoota’s industrial precinct has narrowly beaten a $6 banh mi vietnamese bakery as the most popular...
Local Woman Now At An Age Where House Parties Are Pretty Much Childcare Centres With Wine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has unfortunately found out the hard way that she’s officially reached the ‘serious adult’ age bracket, after attending a house...
Local Girl Takes Friend’s Pram For A Spin To The Bar So She Can Order Off The Kids Menu
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local girl has managed to satisfy her craving for chicken nuggets this afternoon after pulling off a crafty manoeuvre at...
Local Bloke’s Commitment Issues So Bad Even His Beard Struggles To Make A Connection
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights bachelor has this week revealed his commitment issues have manifested at a cellular level, as he admits even his beard...
World’s Most Boring Man Switches Laptop Camera Off When Not In Use
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a completely unnecessary measure in cyber security, the world’s most boring man has switched his laptop camera off as he doesn’t need...
Woman Who Refuses To Fart In Front Of BF Unaware He’s Heard Her Give A Few Trumpet Solos In Her Sleep
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who reckons her boyfriend has ‘never heard her fart’ in the four years they’ve been together, is revealed to do quite...
