A Green Pony Beckons Extremely Intoxicated Man To Ride Him Home From The Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter man laughed in the face of death last night after he decided to catch a green...
Local Business Owners Rejoice As New Generic College Creates Pipeline For Cheap, Exploitable Labour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our town's French Quarter Chamber of Commerce is buoyed this morning with news that a new international business college...
Hometown Influencer Attends Opening Of An Envelope
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTA hometown influencer has reached a new pinnacle of relevance by attending the opening of an envelope. This up and coming socialite...
Trump Poses For Mugshot With Same Face That An Old Publican Makes When A Bucks Party Walks Into His Bar
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn news that has sent the internet into overdrive, former US president Donald Trump and several co-conspirators have been arrested over ‘racketeering and...
Bloke Trying The Whole Macho Italian Look Giving More Of A Bistro Waiter Vibe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds bloke unfortunately had a bit of fashion fail on a date last night, with his outfit prompting multiple patrons to...
Colourful Hippy Puts Speaker On Bike Because Current Attention Was Insufficient
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe Betoota French Quarter somehow got even more up its own ass today as a local enjoyer of cycling and bright colours added...
“I Don’t Think An Inheritance Tax Will Fix Much” Says Harmless Bloke With Rich Parents
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A wavy-haired softcock from our town's leafiest enclave has told The Advocate today that an inheritance tax wouldn't do...
English Second Language Students Taught To Self Deprecate After Receiving Compliment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAustralian language classes are getting our newest residences off to a good start by correctly teaching students to self deprecate after receiving a...
Horror As Local Bloke Tells FB That Council Has Tried To Destroy Him Personally Every Day For 45 Years Now
RORY SALAZAR | Property | ContactBetoota’s most terrifying community FB page has just outdone itself, it has been confirmed.
The FB group, known as the ‘Hardcore Heights’, has thousands...
Half Of Audience A Jazz Concert Dragged There
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTHalf of an audience at a local jazz concert formed a strong bond last night and not just for being an increasingly rare...
