Neighbourly Dispute Escalates After Survey Plan Reveals Fence is 10mm Off The Boundary
RORY SALAZAR | Property | ContactA fiery exchange has taken place today between Betoota Heights-based archenemies Andrew Smith (55) and Frank Rigatoni (42), not that such a thing...
Woman Finally Gets Housing Crisis Through Parents Thick Skull By Showing Them Cost Of Childhood Home Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has finally cracked the code to finally getting her parents to understand the housing crisis, after copping criticism and...
Aussie Film Producer Flips Coin To See If They’ll Do Outback Racism Or Suburban Heroin
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn Aussie film producer has decided it’s time for a well-earned drink after tossing a coin to see if he’ll produce a film...
Dads Most Valuable Advice Mostly From 1990s Sports Films
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBetoota dad Troy Wood (58) has been well and truly rumbled today after finally being called out for giving advice he has simply...
Local Apprentice Cocks Head Like A Bower Bird After Seeing Update To His Favourite Energy Drink
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTA young man has been caught engaging in some animalistic behaviour this afternoon, as onlookers state he could be seen curiously cocking his...
‘Take Me Back’ Says Local Woman Posting A Photo Of Her Own Sonogram
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn keeping with the #throwbackthursday trend, twenty seven year old occupational therapist Portia Vause has taken to her instagram to reminisce about a time...
Betoota Editor Clancy Overell Poses With His New BMW X5 Paid For By Pushing The Woke Pro-Voice Agenda
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Advocate's editor has attracted the ire of media commentators this week after photos of the 56-year-old posing with...
Millennial Sighs as Birthday Cheque From Nan Means She Now Has To Visit One Of Those Bank Thingys
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA young Betoota local has been handed a double edge sword this morning, after unwrapping a birthday card from her ageing...
Imported CBD Oil Found To Cure The Stress Of Having Too Much Money
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA recent study has concluded that imported CBD oil is an effective reliever of stress, particularly the stress caused by having too much...
Dad Who Just Educated Son On Little Brother Inside Mummy’s Tummy Probably Should’ve Waited To Show Him Alien
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds dad has unfortunately given his eldest son a core traumatic memory this week, by failing to use common sense at...
