Birth Certificate In Safe Prevents Analogue Identity Theft
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA pair of Betoota parents have thwarted the practice of analogue identity theft by keeping their children's birth certificates in their safe. Mel and...
Mirror Lift Allows Woman To Get In One More Judgemental Look As She Exits One Night Stands Apartment Building
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week been forced to have a harsh moment of self reflection, after coming face to face with a...
Sharehouse Now Playing Dangerous Game Of Surprise Rectal Exam Roulette After Stingy Roomie Does The Shopping
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAll five residents of a Betoota Ponds sharehouse have this week been forced to play a game of ‘surprise rectal exam roulette, due...
Dodgy Servo Hotdog Forces Tradie To Spend Morning In The Blue Sauna
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA Betoota tradie is believed to be stuck in the pain chamber this morning after making a poor breakfast decision.
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Local Woman Prematurely Mourning A Living Being Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has found herself embarking on her quarterly ‘cry thinking about a loved one dying’, which has become a masochistic ritual...
Cost-Of-Living-Crisis Sees Local Girl Return To The Broke Woman’s Mecca
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman hit hard by the cost of living crisis has been forced to return to her OG Mecca Cosmetica, as she...
Sydney Bachelor Daydreams About Quarter Acre Block After Cooking Steak On His Housing Crisis Grill
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTCorey Hastings (29) has mastered the art of apartment living.
A bloke who was born and bred in the cul-de-sac paradise of...
Local Man’s Tinder Profile Clearly Just Old Photos With Ex Cropped Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A recently single local woman has started her week off on the wrong foot, after some late night Tinder scrolling saw her stumbling...
Local Woman Realises Mates Grew Up In Significantly Different Socio Economic Bracket After Being Invited On Ski Trip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who moved to Sydney a year ago has slowly discovered that her new friends have had a significantly different upbringing, after...
Resort Guest Just In Awe Of The Omelette Man’s Skills
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A mouth-breathing Victorian currently enjoying the fruits of our home state as been left in awe by the incredible...
