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DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Ask anyone with more money than sense and they’ll tell you the same thing: you’ve got to hold your money with the utmost class, and the same can be said for your money Bible, the Australian Financial Review. Especially when you’re out and about in public places. You see, one of the most important aspects of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Murdoch family's hysterically biased news coverage of The Indigenous Voice To Parliament continues to spread misinformation across the 80% of the nation's media landscape served only be NewsCorp newspapers and free-to-air Sky News, the average Australian could be forgiven for thinking the upcoming referendum is nothing more than a communist plot to enslave white people and...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT As a hot Betoota train pulls up at the station, the fear of many a local teenager is realised. Stepping onto the vehicle in single file like the ring wraiths from Lord Of The Rings, are 4 ticket inspectors and their dreaded battle cry, "Tickets please everyone!".  Most of the bus comply with the request but can't help but...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media families and their chosen right-wing politicians are in the battle of their careers. In short, they must defeat the upcoming national referendum over whether or not we should include Aboriginal people in the constitution. If they don't, that means the Liberal and National Party are still as out...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There is panic within the Liberal Party-backed 'No To An Indigenous Voice' Campaign today, after one of their only two Indigenous figures begins planning her exit from the redneck celebrity vortex. Today it can be revealed that conservative mouthpiece and political contrarian, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price has been offered a new spotlight to stand in. Indigenous rapper Briggs is believed to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The loudest political opponent of the upcoming referendum is going all out this week, as the leader of the Liberal Opposition continues his calculated attack on the Indigenous Voice proposal in partnership with his close friends at the Murdoch newspapers and Sky News. Peter Dutton, a former Queensland cop who was employed in the Fortitude Valley police station at...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man, Kevin Zhao, has had his morning turned upside down. What should have been a quiet, small talk free, uber ride had become nothing short of a family get-together / interrogation. This comes after discovering his Uber driver shared the same heritage as him. As a Chinese-Australian, Kevin Zhao's interactions with his own people usually takes place at family gatherings,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since the invention of sports gambling advertisment, the Murdoch family are upset with by the high-ratings and un matched entertainment value of both the NRL and AFL grand finals. Not because they couldn't secure exclusive broadcast rights from the free-to-air TV stations, and not because the team literally owned by NewsCorp didn't win. But because all...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Melbourne grandmother has today declared that Dan Andrews' resignation as Victorian Premier is the only appropriate response to him getting caught smoking ciggies over the weekend. Norene Murphy, an 85-year-old nan to 45 grandkids, has spent her entire adulthood catching two generations of Murphy teenagers huffing darts behind the shed. When learning of Dan Andrews resignation earlier today, Norene...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Daniel Andrews has resigned as Premier of Victoria after making his mind up “in the last few days”. The Victoria Labor leader called a snap press conference this afternoon to make the announcement. He will officially stand down at 5pm on Wednesday. His right-wing critics and the lockdown-brain conspiracists that have blamed him for all of the problems in their...