Geoffrey Rush Defamation Case Dubbed The OJ Simpson Trial For Inner-City Lefties
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Thousands of elite inner-city creatives are glued to their TVs this week, as they momentarily suspend their post-me-too mantra of #BelieveAllWomen and cheer...
Local Woman Justifies Latest Extravagant Purchase By Telling Herself She Got A Lot Of Points For It
A local shopper has used questionable logic today to justify her latest splurge on the credit card.
Rolling through Betoota David Jones a few hours...
Halloween: Horse Costume Somehow Slutty
A local 18-year-old has reached new heights in the Halloween costume department tonight after somehow making the much beloved animal, the horse, into something...
Student Struggling With HSC Feeling Much Better After Mum Advises Her To ‘Read The Question’
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As students around right around the country, except Queensland, sit down to begin their Higher School Certificate - family life couldn't be more...
PM Takes His Everyday Aussie Bloke Image To New Level And Develops Online Gambling Addiction
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Just two months into his unexpected promotion to Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison MP has today revealed just how relatable and average...
Food Poisoning Now Only Realistic Path To Achieving Beach Bod In Time For Summer
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Shawn Nguyen, like many others around the nation, is finally coming to terms with the truth today.
Once again the warmer weather has rolled...
Anti-Abortion Protestors Surprisingly Not Too Interested In Saving Dying Kids On Nauru
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Queensland's Pro-Lifers are still seething after the state passed legislation yesterday legalising abortion.
The self-appointed guardians of the bodies of the state's 2.5 million...
Governor General Tells Dubbo To Fucken Behave
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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan have touched down in Dubbo for the second day of their...
ABC Scours The Internet To Find A New Climate Skeptic To Appear On Q&A To Provide Balance
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Following the government being forced to release a new report on global warming provided a grim view on the world’s future, the ABC...
Wentworth By-Election: David Sharma Spotted Campaigning Outside Absentee Voter Booth In Niseko
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With less than a week to go until the Wentworth byelection, the main candidates, as in the less laughable candidates, as in the...
