Sportsbet Publicly Euthanised After A Tragic Fall During The Melbourne Cup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After providing written evidence that their legal team had a quicker turn around than their app developers, the fun-loving larrikin of predatory...
Local Punter Knows He’s Half-Cut After Actually Laughing At Sportsbet Ad
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Armchair commentator Angus Doorey (32) recently discovered he was a bit more sauced than he thought after actually laughing at an ad for...
Seconds Feel Like Hours As Man Waits On Reply To Extremely Spicy Meme He Posted In Group Chat
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Levi Ashton confirmed to us today that a few seconds earlier on were nearly the longest of his life.
The time seemed to drag...
Report: Long Bay Correctional Centre Actually Very Pleasant
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Sydney City, known for it's beautiful harbour and beaches, is such a nice destination that members of the coalition government have declared that...
Warner Takes Off Across The Nullarbor After Being Added Back Into Aussie Cricket Team WhatsApp
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Australian cricket fans are today rethinking their position on ball-tampering, after the Longstaff Review claimed that the win at all costs culture...
Country Pub Nominated For Cannes Lion After Using Snowy-Text To Advertise Temperature Of Beer
In some exciting news for the Betoota Railway Hotel, the iconic watering hole has been nominated for an international award today.
The much loved Old...
Holidaying Family Wait Patiently In Terminal While Big Shot Parents Hit The Lounge
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3 kids have been left to their own devices this afternoon. Ipads, phones, brains, and whatever else they can...
Roxy Jacenko Lines Warner Up With Lucrative Endorsement Deal As New Face Of Johnnie Walker
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
While banned Australian cricket star David Warner has received severed backlash for his actions over during a park cricket match over the weekend,...
Entire Party Exhales After Clarifying That Cool Runnings Costumes Were Done Without Blackface
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A family-friendly Halloween party in Betoota Heights was able to go without any drama over the weekend, after a group of mates debuted...
Spring Now Fully Underway After Mum Says “Jeez, If It’s This Hot Now…”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It has been officially confirmed in the Sunshine State today that the warmer weather is here.
This comes after a Brisbane mum, Lianne...
